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COMMENT 4d ago

Paper route

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COMMENT 24d ago

He got his peg leg there too cause it was half off

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COMMENT 28d ago

Red snapper and clams - woohoo!

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COMMENT May 15 '21

She was gonna take a shower on the boat, but instead she washed up on shore

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COMMENT May 14 '21

“We’re here for the beer!”

Albert Einstein

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COMMENT May 14 '21

France is bacon

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COMMENT May 13 '21

Sizzling Vaginitis!

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COMMENT May 11 '21

Sir Loins

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COMMENT May 08 '21

Gus Polinski and the Kenosha Kickers

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COMMENT May 06 '21

I’m getting this in late. My grandfather had one, he said it had a sprocket on each side of the wheel. You could pull the wheel and reverse it to get a different ratio depending on what kind of riding you were doing.

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COMMENT May 05 '21

They can have my two bucks when they pry them from my cold dead hands

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COMMENT May 05 '21

Slap some USDA prime beef on it

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COMMENT May 05 '21

Hell, it’s even on the fake news

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COMMENT May 04 '21

“Love was Tied for First Place “ doesn’t have the same ring to it

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COMMENT May 04 '21

Born in Arizona, moved to Babalonia

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COMMENT May 03 '21

Yo mama so poor she was walking down the street with one shoe on and somebody said “did you lose a shoe?” And she said “no, I found one”

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COMMENT Apr 28 '21

Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke.

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COMMENT Apr 28 '21

“How’s your mom an’nem?” Cajun French culture from south Louisiana. Means how’s your family doing.

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COMMENT Apr 27 '21

“Hey Porter!”

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COMMENT Apr 27 '21

Brandersnatch Cobbletwat

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COMMENT Apr 26 '21

Only 1500 to be made for $30,000. Good luck getting one-lol. I’d rather have this than a CVO.

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COMMENT Apr 26 '21

The accusations fly

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COMMENT Apr 26 '21

“I was distracted by the largest penis I’ve ever seen.”

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COMMENT Apr 26 '21

The figure out can be easily untied with a pocket knife