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COMMENT 1d ago

My fiancée and I have been together for years and ever year I bake her a cake and buy a present and make her a present. It’s never too expensive, and not everyone can do it.

Just show the person you’re with you appreciate them.

Note: She just happens likes gifts of any amount; if I go to the dollar store and buy her a spatula and empty mason jar and then explain why I got it for her, she will be stoked that I got her a gift. If I buy her a video game she wants, she will be just as excited as she was with the mason jar and spatula

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COMMENT 8d ago

Smorc?

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COMMENT 12d ago

Why is cosplay cringe?

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COMMENT 12d ago

Whenever the ocarina started playing “Sadness and Sorrow” you knew you were gonna cry

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COMMENT 12d ago

I thought the same thing. Way to go, OP, now I feel like my thumb is too textured while it should be flat is slightly different color in a random spot.

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COMMENT 12d ago

I for one have never seen this meme

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COMMENT 13d ago

I use Male and Female when referring to sex.

I wouldn’t say “I was driving and a female driver was to one side and a male to me other side”, I’d say “there’s was a girl on one side of my car and a guy on the other.”

But I would say “male drivers have a higher insurance premium than female drivers, on average.”

If I’m going to use female, I’m going to use male. And vice Versa.

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COMMENT 14d ago

They did mention they would go across state lines to where they couldn’t get married that young, so people were literally coming to RI to marry a child and then go back to where they lived. That’s not religious but it’s more than just fucking

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COMMENT 14d ago

That’s the Exception, not the rule. I’m happy they are together still, but this will just make it so instead of marrying, those who love each other will have to wait and those who are forced won’t be able to.

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COMMENT 15d ago

Can I interest you in everything all of the time?

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COMMENT 18d ago

I say Howdy Ho.

I’m engaged so it worked

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COMMENT 18d ago

Did he do it

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COMMENT 19d ago

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COMMENT 21d ago

The only think I know about Gary, Indiana is that Gary is from there (Parks and Rec).

Why is it so bad?

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COMMENT 21d ago

“Let’s go a viking!”

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COMMENT 22d ago

I saw somebody ask how somebody could be into it, and somebody responded that they got off on hearing their roommates have sex while they were a a young virgin that was how their mind developed a kink. They just liked hearing other people have sex after that.

I know it’s not always like that but I find it less of a weird fetish now.

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COMMENT 24d ago

I forget I own doge constantly. I got it back when it was like $0.04 USD and it sat at 0.05 for so long that the fact that it’s sitting this high means I can forget as long as I feel like.

If I lose it all it’s like I didn’t do anything because of how cheap it was. If I profit I succeed. So I hold

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COMMENT 25d ago

Plus he doesn’t know where home is! He’s gotta guard the fort to learn his surroundings before he can go out and explore. Get his sea legs air wings

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COMMENT May 20 '21

Thank you for posting this.

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COMMENT May 20 '21

I recently designed and built a 9 foot tall model rocket that needed clearance from the air Marshall because of how big it was and how high it would go.

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COMMENT May 20 '21

I’ve been holding since it was trying to hit $0.05 USD. No point letting go now. Just gonna to see how far it can get, if nothing else

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COMMENT May 19 '21

It depends.

Are we talking Hot Rod flames on an Oscar Mayer Wiener Truck with Rockford subwoofers blasting RZA’s Ice Cream Jingle on the first hot day of summer?

Than yeah it’s good