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COMMENT 2h ago

Consume, consume, consume.

Gasp! You didn't consume enough now we can fight about it!

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COMMENT 2h ago

Glad I'm not the only one with a sour view of these stupid holidays of obligation. Why can't I show my wife appreciation 364 days a year? Why I have to break the bank on stupid flowers that'll be dead in a week, guessing at gifts that'll ultimately end up in the back of a closet. Why? So card companies can sell stupid cards and flowers? I hate everything about it.

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COMMENT 2h ago

Only if you like sleeping in the doghouse

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COMMENT 17h ago

As usual, more pay to play.

This game is so chock-full of pay to play that it might as well be made be EA

*typo

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COMMENT 1d ago

Or buzz saw as I like to call it. Works wonders for cutting holes in drywall.

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COMMENT 1d ago

No.

The oddly placed plugs don't like this. Plz delete

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COMMENT 2d ago

You divorced her because she wouldn't test click before using tongs?

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COMMENT 2d ago

Eat less meat seems to be the most obvious choice. But good luck with that happening.

r/2meirl4meirl 2d ago

2meirl4meirl

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COMMENT 2d ago

For recharging your battery operated belts of course.

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COMMENT 3d ago

Get the apprentice to find the board stretcher on the truck. Don't come back till ya found it

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COMMENT 3d ago

Good Boi!

The defence requests a 15 minute recess to lap some water and get some pets.

Granted!

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COMMENT 3d ago

A boat that never goes in the water doesn't need much maintenance. taps head

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COMMENT 4d ago

I just accepted a senior management position on the old MacDonald farm. I'm the C-I-E-I-O!

r/dogswithjobs 4d ago

[Removed] Rule 4: No Reposts courtroom therapy dogs

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COMMENT 4d ago

476k times? Thats nearly 3 times more than the amount of redditors who have EVER said that phrase. Bizarre data Mr. Bot

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COMMENT 4d ago

Baby foods come in these kinds of squeeze pouches. https://imgur.com/cPky7UY.jpg it's forbidden because it would make you sick.

r/forbiddensnacks 4d ago

Forbidden baby food pouch

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COMMENT 4d ago

It's absolutely not. If you've never been before you might not realize but this is an accurate representation. It really does feel and look just like that.

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COMMENT 5d ago

šŸŽ¶Everybody was kung-fu fighting (for breath)

Those gasps were fast as lightning

In fact, it was a little bit frighteningšŸŽ¶

r/dogswithjobs 5d ago

[Removed] Rule 4: No Reposts WHO'S A GOOD BOY!??! šŸ•

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COMMENT 5d ago

Wait... Alt accounts? As a human main perhaps you can explain how I can create an Alt account to experience the flying aspect. I am indeed very interested in that as we humans are unable to learn the skill.

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COMMENT 6d ago

TV cord hooked to a 3 outlet Extension cord, coax, and one of those cheap white tracks to tie the whole ensemble together, but it's too small so the outlet sticks out of the side avout half way.

And, If your really lucky you'll get the cable box / sat receiver mounted to the wall sideways with a block of cables loosely draped across it.

Perfection.

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COMMENT 6d ago

Correct. An artistic interpretation of the logo falls within free use and is not an infringement on IP. if you were mass producing it and putting it on other products.... Now we are entering cease and decist / lawsuit territory.