r/Zoomies 10h ago

GIF Baby Hippo Zoomies

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COMMENT 19h ago

Next you're gonna tell me the rioters deserve medals for standing up to the state.

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COMMENT 19h ago

Defend their country. From enemies from the outside and inside.

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COMMENT 19h ago

Getting information into the brain and out are two different technologies.

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COMMENT 22h ago

I'm already being shown targeted ads

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COMMENT 23h ago

Oh the shrink fid listen in the end. But they also called it "sad and lonely" and I agreed with the lonely part because I'm a little antisocial.

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COMMENT 1d ago

As long as this works with my phone's Bluetooth I'm in.

Imagine listening to music as loud as you want without destroying your eardrums

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COMMENT 1d ago

Everyone has problems. Your friends problems become your problems eventually.

Less friends, less problems.

The first time I told that one to a shrink, he called me a cynic. Sadly I'm a realist

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COMMENT 1d ago

Yes. But how is there no willingness to admit the whole capitol riot thing was a mistake?

It would get them some sympathy points...

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COMMENT 1d ago

I wouldn't put it past him

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COMMENT 1d ago

I just saw your comment giving credit...

Shit happens I guess

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COMMENT 1d ago

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COMMENT 1d ago

Can someone explain to me the thought process behind this decision?

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COMMENT 1d ago

I wanted to do some meta joke, but I just woke up and can't think of one. Good meme.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Even less people like a reposter

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COMMENT 1d ago

Only because you got babtised as a baby doesn't mean you automatically become religious. My parents didn't force their views on me.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Wo is downvoting this?

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COMMENT 1d ago

I have my moments...

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COMMENT 1d ago

*coughs in Qanon

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COMMENT 1d ago

May the dark ones feast on your soul first...

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COMMENT 1d ago

Gewebeteile von Affen?

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COMMENT 1d ago

Brian DON'T!!

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COMMENT 1d ago

The 'welcome to the internet' one would make a nice poster

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COMMENT 1d ago

This is something to print on a t-shirt.

I mean the ones with satanic prints I own are just some edgy shit, but that would really fuck with some people.