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COMMENT 15h ago

Americans: haha you drink tea

English: OH YEAH? WELL YOU SHOOT UP SCHOOLS YOU FAT PIECES OF SHIT

Also English: we are very cultured and civil

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COMMENT 15h ago

Pretty sure the Order of the Valorous Hearts would be into that shit

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COMMENT 18h ago

A spark flies up and everybody in the room is blinded. A beam of light starts a fire.

Disco Inferno

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COMMENT 20h ago

It’s all fun and games until your previous playthroughs gain sentience and get super depressed because you left them

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COMMENT 20h ago

Isn’t it literally like those hellish “tests” that every other Dystopia novel has (Divergent, The Giver, etc)?

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COMMENT 20h ago

The cat’s looking around like “this is not my house”

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COMMENT 1d ago

Ted Tork

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COMMENT 1d ago

Russian National Anthem intensifies

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COMMENT 1d ago

Is that… not how you’re supposed to clean your PC?

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COMMENT 1d ago

starts a decades long war on multiple occasions

FTFY

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COMMENT 1d ago

Dude, have you SEEN the way he sits? He’s got MAXIMUM chad energy.

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COMMENT 1d ago

No, he’s just SAYING he did so he can try and steal that spear again

(Yes, that’s actually canon)

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COMMENT 1d ago

Not to brag, but I once beat the highschool chess champion in only 6 moves. I guess my karate lessons really paid off!

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COMMENT 1d ago

I think the Salamanders are looking for this one

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COMMENT 1d ago

Believe it or not, Huskies are pretty intelligent and independent dogs. They were often used as sled dogs, and needed to be able to think for themselves in dangerous environments (for instance: there’s a snowstorm, and the driver wants to go right, but the dogs can see a cliff that he can’t)

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COMMENT 1d ago

In retrospect, I think “cloned by the warp” would have been a better phrase

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COMMENT 2d ago

Man, I’d love to use that in COD

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COMMENT 2d ago

He is not a good boi

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COMMENT 2d ago

It’s called Inflationary Language

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COMMENT 2d ago

I love this because you just know he’s picked it up from an equally awesome family member

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COMMENT 2d ago

Kale was literally used as a decorative leaf before it’s whole health craze started.

Np, Deborah, it doesn’t matter how you cook it. It tastes like bakes cardboard.

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COMMENT 2d ago

Which version?! Which version is it compatible with?!!!

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COMMENT 2d ago

Man, I was really hoping you’d end the clip by jumping off the edge of the building. Nice work, tho!

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COMMENT 3d ago

Are they really dog powered?! I never noticed!

Edit: Just looked it up. That’s hilarious.