r/news May 04 '21

Cult leader found mummified, wrapped in Christmas lights in Colorado home; 7 charged Behind EU/GDPR paywall

https://www.ozarksfirst.com/local-news/cult-leader-found-mummified-wrapped-in-christmas-lights-in-colorado-home-7-arrested/
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u/evil6twin6 May 04 '21

Seriously, what am I doing with my life? She is my age age and had her own cult. Meanwhile, I'm sitting around here going to work, not having people worship me. No one would wrap me in Xmas lights. Where's my cult already?

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u/ddnut80 May 04 '21

It’s never too late.

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u/mamrieatepainttt May 04 '21

no one worshipping me OR bringing me chick parm while i down tequila shots. lifes so unfair.