r/news May 04 '21

Cult leader found mummified, wrapped in Christmas lights in Colorado home; 7 charged Behind EU/GDPR paywall

https://www.ozarksfirst.com/local-news/cult-leader-found-mummified-wrapped-in-christmas-lights-in-colorado-home-7-arrested/
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u/ThatPancreatitisGuy May 04 '21

It sounds pretty nuts... the Mother was Queen of the lost continent of Lemuria before the folks from Atlantis stole their crystals and now the world’s vibrations are off and a secret cabal of annunaki and reptilians have taken over... but they’ve got the ghost of Robin Williams helping them out, so sign me up

https://gurumag.com/crestone-cult-love-has-won-leaves-man-to-die-in-desert/

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u/Rs90 May 04 '21

I'll see you boys on Last Podcast on the Left lmao

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u/Riser_pads May 04 '21

Hail yourself!

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u/dersnappychicken May 04 '21

Hail Gein!

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u/duhnuhnuh_duhnuhnuh May 04 '21

Hail Satan!

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u/TheTheyMan May 04 '21

Hail me!

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u/iyawaka May 04 '21

Megustalations everybody

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u/kc_acro May 04 '21

Don't forget to triple L!

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u/greenfox0099 May 04 '21

Hail satan

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u/lundyforlife22 May 04 '21

They’re the only reason I was able to understand everything he said in his comment.

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u/BlackMetalDoctor May 04 '21

DUDE FR. I finished the paragraph and just went, “Oh, well at least maybe the silver lining here is we’ll finally be able to sort this whole Lemuria kerfuffle out”.

As if that’s a totally normal thing a totally normal person thinks in a totally normal way.

I love those friggin’ weirdos.

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u/iMakeNoise May 04 '21

For real. Also what am I doing with my limited brain space?!

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u/universeobserver May 04 '21

Ayeee! Was just thinking this is going to be on side stories! Hail yourself

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u/ThumYorky May 04 '21

Generally this juicy ass kinda news always comes out right after the latest side stories and we have to wait a week for Henry to dive into it. Hopefully they haven't already recorded this week!

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u/SerbianS May 04 '21

This ones gonna go on side stories or a relaxed got until there's a book or more research on it, but I'm hyped either way

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u/ajchann123 May 04 '21

Hell yeah, I was just waiting for this LPOTL comment 🤘

Hail all y'all!

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u/jcrisler10 May 04 '21

Hail satan!

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u/ElectricPlanchette May 04 '21

Hail Meeeeeeeee

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u/hotjambalayababy May 04 '21

I was just thinking the boys are going to have a field day with this one.

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u/Cafrann94 May 04 '21

Exactly what I was thinking when I read that looool

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u/Threwaway42 May 04 '21

Did they do a series on that?

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u/AltSpRkBunny May 04 '21

They’ve done episodes on several of the things touched on in that description. But not specifically this cult. It’s enough for those of us who listen to LPOTL to have the vocabulary to follow what the cult’s talking about.

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u/ok_wynaut May 05 '21

Are you sure they haven't? I could swear I remember them talking about this woman and her stage-5 cancer and getting kicked out of Hawaii...

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u/abe_the_babe_ May 04 '21

Episode 297 is about Lemuria

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u/brickabrax May 04 '21

It’s definitely getting on Side Stories this week

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u/wrecked_angle May 04 '21

They definitely will now

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u/irmavep May 04 '21

I love everyone in this thread