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u/cappybara1 4d ago

Why did he get divorced exactly?

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u/Yejus 4d ago

Irreconcilable differences

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u/5nwmn 4d ago

Thought is was just "bored". But what do I know.

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u/amnestybyamnesia 4d ago

Single, retired billionaire seeking.... All of them.

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u/5nwmn 4d ago

Single billionaires in your area incoming.

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u/the-artistocrat 4d ago

Single billionaires hate this one simple trick.

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u/RonGio1 4d ago

The Gates Harem.

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u/TheImpossibleBanana 4d ago

You got that right

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u/Mirikado 4d ago

Their youngest kid is like 18 so I assume they were unhappy for a while but stuck together until all the kids were adults to divorce. Also 2020 was rough for a lot of couples. Especially busy couples who never had to see each other often before COVID cause they were always flying somewhere or working. Now they are stuck together in the house 24/7 and realized they were just tolerating each other before and they aren’t happy spending time together.

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u/emoney_gotnomoney 4d ago

Except I’m sure in Bill Gate’s house, you could easily go weeks without seeing the other person

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u/Superfluous_Thom 4d ago

I always figured living in a mansion would be a pain in the ass like that.. Oh, you left your smokes on the other side of the house? Bad luck.

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u/TheOtherWhiteCastle 4d ago

I assume that’s why rich people have butlers and crap though, so they can fetch the things you left somewhere else

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u/bretstrings 4d ago

Nah you just have more stuff everywhere. The butler is to tidy it up.

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u/MrDude_1 4d ago

And get really expensive ketchups... Like the fanciest Dijon ketchups!

I bet they divorce because he bought her a green dress.

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u/What_Iz_This 4d ago

Quicker to just run to the store and get a new pack lol

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u/wagah 4d ago

Im sure they have a pack in every room, dont worry

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u/Pipistrello99 Big ol' bacon buttsack 4d ago

Imagine losing your keys or something

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u/spaceforcerecruit 4d ago

People in mansions don’t need their keys. The valet brings the car around.

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u/Otototototototoi 4d ago

Heck I live in a narrow townhouse and it’s a pain to just go downstairs for some water.

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u/MongoLife45 4d ago

Gates got the supervillain mansion / lair. Thing looks like a base station on a different planet.

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u/catzhoek 4d ago

With a stereotypical nerd like a OS programmer you could say the same for almost any living condition. /s

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u/InSilenceLikeLasagna 4d ago

TBF both of them were quite busy people, maybe their relationship worked when they were at the peak of their careers, but now that their lives are winding down they're not compatible in that respect.

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u/MrDude_1 4d ago

Likely. There is going to be a lot of downtime together, And I don't think either one of them are good at down time.

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u/Mister_Stiff 4d ago

Yeah that’s what happened to me personally. We were doing fine before the pandemic, but a year into it we were fed up with one another. I’m sure couples who will make it through will be stronger than ever.

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u/A_Ham_Sandwich_ 4d ago

I'm sorry but I just don't get it. Why even get divorced at this point? Get separate houses and side piece(s) and save the mess of a multi-billion dollar divorce. Especially because they both agree it's amicable and they still want to work together

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u/AdvantageMuted 4d ago

I have older friends that did this. Realized they'd grown apart. Kept the marriage and still see each other every few months, but they do whatever until then.

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u/Mt838373 4d ago

Warren Buffet stayed legally married to his first wife but they had been separated since the late 70s or early 80s. The marriage only legally ended in 2004 when his first wife passed away.

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u/-Dee-Dee- 4d ago

She’s always refused spousal support per the news. This divorce may end up being amicable.

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u/pizzafourlife 4d ago

it sounds like they are both super big on their charity so it may be a deal about how much goes there than her getting it

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u/NDaveT 4d ago

A divorce won't necessarily be a mess. Dividing assets doesn't cost anyone money. They'll have to pay some court fees but and maybe some lawyer bills but that's about it.

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u/about831 4d ago

Amicable separation is all nice and fine until you start dating again. “Oh, I’m still married but it’s cool with them.” does not go over well on a first date.

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u/DoughyResplendent 4d ago

Jeff Bezos is currently single so...

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u/henrysmom1008 4d ago

What for her or him

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u/Frnklfrwsr 4d ago

I’m not judging. Whatever they’re into.

Imagine that bro-marriage though. What a power couple.

Edit: spelling

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u/SnooCats3478 4d ago edited 3d ago

Weird...I for some reason thought they were a couple that would stay together like forever. But well, how little you know really...

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u/rawSingularity 4d ago

She said Linux is better.

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u/MysteriousShadow__ memer 4d ago

Microsoft

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u/dztruthseek 4d ago

Too many arguments about money.

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u/Minimum_Payne 4d ago

Gem! Right here⬆️

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u/imbrandedcontent 4d ago

Ohh that windows search bar is an excellent touch.

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u/beluuuuuuga RageFace Against the Machine 4d ago

I love high quality memes :)

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u/A____S____ 4d ago

I love randomly funny memes

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u/Yejus 4d ago

Better would've been Bing

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u/imbrandedcontent 4d ago

I mean yeah, but windows search forces you to use bing/edge when you run a web search in it. So Bings here, just behind the scenes.

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u/AncientInsults 4d ago

“Hey Windows, bing me a vaccinated single female in my area”

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u/j2r5h 4d ago

The Windows virtual assistant is named Cortana

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u/iamsugat 4d ago

Also the mc117 AI in halo

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u/AncientInsults 4d ago

Appreciate it. Though I kinda like the idea of not even bill gates knowing that lol.

#notmywindowsvirtualassistant

#clippydidnothingwrong

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u/MrDude_1 4d ago

My windows search is redirected to firefox/Google. Because fuck Edge. Also fuck chrome... And id stop using Google except its too damn good as a search engine

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u/WooperSlim 4d ago

I thought it was Bing. Wouldn't know though, for obvious reasons.

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u/johnbobytryrtyrt 4d ago

Can anyone tell me the password for this wifi?

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u/James3000gt 4d ago

Hidden SSID

Name: I really did Create Covid Pass: So I could chip you

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u/tycr0 4d ago

I think it’s “BiLlFuCkS6969”

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u/ChrisJS64 4d ago

What happen with bill gates and his wife?

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u/srg_404 4d ago

they suffer because of their integrated wifi access points

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u/Nemesis-1703 LOLCat 4d ago

I need the password for this wifi

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u/FlameIsCool 4d ago

I don’t care about good wifi, as long as you have the perfect wifi name, I’m using it.

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u/De5perad0 Lives in a Van Down by the River 4d ago

"Armaments 2:9-21"

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u/jaykresge 4d ago

My SSID for years was "I Have Candy Get In The Van." While deployed, a guy tried (and thankfully failed) to kidnap a kid at knife point on my street. I had my wife change the SSID immediately and walked her through the process.

It's been "Talk Nerdy To Me" ever since.

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u/TrenchantInsight 4d ago

I hope you're not kidding.

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u/TarzanOnATireSwing 4d ago

How would you rate “Wi-Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum”?

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u/mr_chanandler_bong_1 4d ago

vaccinatedsinglewomeninuaarea

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u/Calvin-S https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 4d ago

Hot house wifis in your area

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u/ragw505 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 4d ago

The iWAP

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u/punch_rockgroinpull 4d ago

Billy Bing-ing WAPS???

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u/SirNightwatch 4d ago

I wish they become 5G hotspots as well, the range of that shit is too small

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u/nonosquare-exe can't meme 4d ago

She leave him because his pp is micro and soft

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u/favoritegoodguy 4d ago

Took her a loooong time to find out. Just like searching the web with bing.

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u/DiamondRocks22 Breaking EU Laws 4d ago

you mean because Bing gives garbage results or do you mean using internet explorer?

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u/coltinator5000 4d ago

Idk dude, Google has been dropping the ball lately. Chrome is a cpu drain and the first 3 results of half my google searches are deceitful, unvetted, paid ads for scam and spam services.

Even a bunch of browser comparison videos are starting to favor Edge over Chrome.

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u/bibasik7 Identifies as a Cybertruck 4d ago

Brave is a good alternative to Chrome. It’s still Chrome under the hood, but they got rid of all Google’s tracking crap, blocked websites from tracking you, and put in an ad blocker.

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u/GreenOnGray 4d ago

What’s really pissing me off recently is that google has started favoring blog spam sites over stackoverflow and other forums when I search coding questions without site operators. It’s getting as bad as googling cooking recipes. Top result:

“It’s almost fall, so I thought I’d share my husband’s favorite method for iterating over an array!!!”

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u/CosmicSpaghetti 4d ago

Angrily stares at 6000 pinterest results

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u/explosivelydehiscent 4d ago

Wait so she's just been using sergey's pp in bed the whole time

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u/ZukoBestGirl 4d ago

You shut your whore mouth. Bing is the best porn search engine ON THE PLANET!

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u/Wisd0mination 4d ago

I wish I had a wholesome to give you.

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u/De5perad0 Lives in a Van Down by the River 4d ago

HOT VACCINATED SINGLES IN YOUR AREA.

CLICK HERE

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u/nils4i20 Professional Dumbass 4d ago

I knew it and still pressed lmao

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u/De5perad0 Lives in a Van Down by the River 4d ago

NO ONE CAN RESIST!

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u/MadKitKat 4d ago

It was either that or a genuinely risky click… I’m fine with either

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u/behaaki 4d ago

Nostalgia

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u/Sauce_Gang 4d ago

Jokes on you, a commercial saved me

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u/hitmeifyoudare 4d ago

Close to a billion views!!!

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u/Jalexts 4d ago

I know the rules,

I just click the link

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u/saintreciful 4d ago

This one! Hahaha

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u/Dramatic-Anywhere-98 4d ago

I knew it, I just wanted to verify..

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u/DrFreeman726 4d ago

I clicked on it because he is awesome and deserves one more view.

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u/Patrickmwangig 4d ago

After all,

Why shouldn't I CLICK HERE

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u/jimbolla 4d ago

Hot Singles Ready To Bing!

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u/smackmebutts 4d ago

Is he single?

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u/rawSingularity 4d ago

risky click of the day

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u/Yurak_Huntmate 4d ago

It's weird to think that the soon to be 2 richest women in the world got their money from divorce

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u/TheUndeadBowman 4d ago

I'd do that but I'm alone ._.

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u/cajundev25 4d ago

What… babe… I thought you loved me and our monopoly fortune?

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u/TheUndeadBowman 2d ago

B-Babe? Y-You're here? o_O

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u/JackYoMeme 4d ago

A step back for feminism IMO

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u/Odelschwank 4d ago

Bezos ex did a shit load of the work to make amazon what it is. A bit different from goofy malinda that no one knew about until her name was slapped on a post-"madeit" foundation.

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u/darkfires 4d ago

What if she just wasn’t all up in media’s face about what she did at Microsoft? Quick search says that she helped develop the first(?) versions of Word, Publisher, etc.

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u/Odelschwank 4d ago

Looking through her accomplishments make an argument for her having helped turn Microsoft into a titan.

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u/s0x00 4d ago

Plus most of their wealth comes from the increasing stock value of Microsoft and Amazon, and not their work. While Bezos was CEO, other stockholders also made a lot of money without being CEO. Why shouldn't his wife get wealthy without being CEO?

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u/BigbySamMelody 4d ago

How is it a step back? Women have never been able to make the same amount of money as men. The fact that the richest women are ones from divorce shows that that's still a problem, not that feminism is going backwards. We never got to the point where the richest people in the world had an even distribution of gender.

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u/Summerclaw 4d ago

A step back would be for her to live with Bill Gates for many years and end up with like 10,000 bucks on her account LOL.

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u/Ilikebigmacs 4d ago

Good thing no one asked, then.

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u/Nonopunk 4d ago

But behind every successful man, there is an often invisible woman. Apparently they both played a big role in their husbands' success and wealth from what I've read. So not a step back, they just gained what they deserved IMO. (Also I don't think Melinda is divorcing for money)

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u/Industrial_Fish 4d ago

Looking at Forbes ranking for top 10 richest women (not including melinda) literally all of them got their wealth from inheritance or from their ex/late husband.

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u/money_loo 4d ago

It’s really not.

We live in a patriarchal society.

Jokes and memes aside it’s just common sense when you think about it, that the richest people would be male.

Then if one of the men in the top 10 gets divorced of course they’re going to make a very rich partner whether that partner is male or female, rich or otherwise.

And then further statistically, of course most of the time those partners are going to be heterosexual so this leaves a woman to receive the money from divorce.

Put it another way, imagine we lived in a matriarchal society, and all of the worlds richest people were women and men were encouraged to stay home and do what they were told from women, it again follows that a few of these men would inherit vast wealth in divorce, just as a natural circumstance of women owning almost everything.

So again it’s really not that confusing, and kind of common sense if you really think about it.

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u/grindingcollege 4d ago

My mom is vaccinated and single.

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u/ATragedyOfSorts 4d ago

We know

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u/cmichaelfrank44 4d ago

Bill Gates knows now too.

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u/jamiacathegreat 4d ago

like mother like son

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u/gwaihir-the-windlord 4d ago

Tell me more baby

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u/SendMeGiftCardCodes 4d ago

yeah i came across her but swiped left cuz she's ugly af

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u/FlameIsCool 4d ago

Why is Gates getting hate though? He’s genuinely a good person and donated billions of dollars to help people in need.

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u/here_for_the_meems 4d ago

He's not getting hate? People are joking about how they're going to get with him, gold digger style. That's literally all I've seen on reddit

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u/Bros_And_Co 4d ago

Go to his tweet announcing the divorce. You will see lots of hate. He is a boogeyman for the right and the anti-vaxers.

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u/mindless_gibberish 4d ago

Twitter is a cesspool, though.

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u/KrauerKing 4d ago

It's just reddit without the subreddits to make bubbles for everyone though.

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u/here_for_the_meems 4d ago

Oh, twitter. Those aren't real people

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u/sth128 4d ago

Well there you go; people who celebrate Gates' divorce are really terrorists and psychopaths.

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u/DiabolicallyRandom 4d ago

I mean, this is false, since he has responses disabled.

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u/pacukiene 4d ago

Because ppl are jealous of others success.

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u/sinusitus666 4d ago

It's fear of things they don't understand like philanthropy and modern medicine (vaccines) in Bill's case.

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u/Static_456 Nyan cat 4d ago edited 4d ago

But it’s funny to hate on billionaires /s

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u/FlameIsCool 4d ago

I’m not talking about the memes. It’s just people are actually happy Bill got a divorce. I feel bad for him tho.

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u/Static_456 Nyan cat 4d ago

yeah that kinda sucks what happened to him. People unironically celebrating that is kinda lame.

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u/webitg 4d ago

says the guy using /r/conservative talking points, while attempting to mock talking points

shutup moron.

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u/dedog1238495 4d ago

If we had more people like Gates we'd have less people in need. Bingo, poverty solved.

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u/0WatcherintheWater0 4d ago

Even if all billionaires were as philanthropic as Gates there would still be huge issues. It’s their very existence that’s the problem.

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u/zomahd 4d ago

My pocket got none of it so I hate him

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u/0WatcherintheWater0 4d ago

Yeah no he definitely isn’t a good person, at leas that’s not what his actions, especially regarding Microsoft, have shown.

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u/phoenixelevation 4d ago

He’s a chill dude,

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u/herefromyoutube 4d ago

He definitely wasn’t a good person for a while there. Theft of software and screwing over countless people along the way.

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u/JulianAllbright 4d ago

Genuinely a good person? I suppose that depends on what angle you're looking at that from? From western modern media stand point Gates is a god on the level of Lord Fauci. On a business level he was sued by the United States government for shady monopoly business tactics, and also he is not quite revered as a "genuinely good person" in certain countries like India for example. I'll let you do your own research as to why and what these mean.

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u/Marlile 4d ago

Considering “Lord Fauci” was helping out with the AIDs epidemic while most of these anti vaxxers were swimming in nicotine-ridden amniotic fluid, I think I’m gonna go with “the health expert is right.”

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u/Ovreel 4d ago

Guy you're replying to posts on /r/conspiracy and considers Biden the worst president of all time already lmao.

Brick of salt with this one.

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u/Marlile 4d ago

Thanks for the heads-up, I’ll just call it quits here then.

When you see the same nonsensical talking points yammered out there with no real care over and over, at a certain point you just wanna say something. Sucks that they’ve already suckered themselves into conspiracy shit though, there’s no getting out of that til you’re ready to admit how gullible you’ve been. Not many people are willing to do that :/

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u/_IDGAF888 4d ago

What about him not wanting to share vax IP with india and other countries? Seems greedy and vindictive

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u/beOsome 4d ago

real question is who's the "adam the creator"

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u/ultraman7676 Lives in a Van Down by the River 4d ago

I would too if I was married to Melinda

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u/cattdogg03 4d ago

in all seriousness, you’re a massive clown if you think the vaccine has a microchip

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u/StochasticTinkr 4d ago

When the injected chip gives you WiFi.

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u/BaconMan70 Big ol' bacon buttsack 4d ago

A small price to pay for wifi

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u/best_jerky 4d ago

Bill is down bad

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u/The_Cardboard_Cookie Loves GameStonk 4d ago

Oh yeah, it’s all coming together.

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u/Ramen_N00dlezz 4d ago

Ok but that shot DO HURT DOE

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u/mcvvt 4d ago

Funniest meme I’ve seen in a while, lmaooo

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u/TrustMeImnotaDblAgnt One does not simply 4d ago

Dibs on bottom right Bill.

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u/Conscious-News-4433 4d ago

Thus the divorce

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u/AmethystDorsiflexion 4d ago

Funniest meme I’ve seen all year

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u/trailer8k 4d ago

makes sense

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u/aprilfool69 4d ago

My guy just wants to get Bingged.

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u/TheDaddyChungus 4d ago

we’ve been bamboozled

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u/SkeletalForce Breaking EU Laws 4d ago

Who wanted this divorce more, actually? Or is that still a secret?

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u/ShaoShaoUnicorn 4d ago

You got me with an unexpected lulz

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u/NotRllyTrolling 4d ago

Oh no. This meme has awakened the anti vaxers

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u/DrCantDie 4d ago

Why are they farting out of their shoulders?

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u/bluecheezers 4d ago

Bill uses bing to bang

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u/Nasdaq20k 4d ago

Idk if this counts but he took it off 9GAG

https://9gag.com/gag/arM3Q4B?ref=ios

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u/chester622 4d ago

Naw, took it from Adam.the.creator. Even left the watermark on the laptop

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u/baden27 4d ago

OP, I think you forgot to credit the author

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u/ohheccohfrick 4d ago

Wouldn't want OP to be stealing any of those juicy meme royalties /s

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u/AVERYSTABLEGEEBUS 4d ago

Oh God help him He's just a guy that significantly increased productivity by creating software for the workplace. Then he gave millions of dollars to charity to help people in Africa not die from diseases that we have medicines for but weren't being funded properly. Now he wants privacy as he's having a personal emergency and everybody's being a dick about it. Please just leave him alone.

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u/Yejus 4d ago

Why's he typing that into his Windows search bar, though?

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u/pixlplayer 4d ago

Because he owns Microsoft so he probably doesn’t want to use his competitors search engine

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u/ron_fury Identifies as a Cybertruck 4d ago

Microsoft: this is the way

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u/imad_hassan Mods Are Nice People 4d ago

people say shit like how these billionaires can literally be batman i feel like bill gates is the closest thing we got he set up charities is making sure vaccines are cheap enough for everyone to use and idiots say shit like "he's planting chips through vaccines" like bro batman didn't show this part of his career

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u/pubert1963 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 4d ago

I don't get it

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u/DrummerB01 4d ago

A bunch of anti-vaxxers think that vaccines inject a microchip made by Microsoft into your body. The meme is saying that Bill Gates is injecting the chips to find hot singles in his area, which is the subject of many ads.

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u/pubert1963 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 4d ago

Oh ok thnx

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u/BigBoy_Kid Professional Dumbass 4d ago

Can he share his database with me ?

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u/CrowGrandFather 4d ago

I doubt it'd help

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u/VibeCheck4 iwrestledabeartwice 4d ago

As if you are going to get laid if you had the database.

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u/BeLikeFIGHT 4d ago

Bill gates: Hey girl, let me put my usb in your usb port.

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u/BillyJackJay 4d ago

It’s not working, better turn it 180-degrees and try again.

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u/ron_fury Identifies as a Cybertruck 4d ago

He's pushing an update for patch Tuesday's

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u/godSliema 4d ago

I just read r/askreddit on how to seduce bill gate and now I see this...great

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u/sbbsushil 4d ago

This is a masterpiece

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u/alo113 4d ago

This explains why there is a chip shortage

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u/hulkmxl 4d ago

Whoever downvoted you, should creep back to its corner, this is legitimately a good joke, I upvoted it to get you back to a "1" my dude..

Edit: Back to 0 again my dude, I guess you should put a /s, too many idiots don't know you are joking..

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u/Wisd0mination 4d ago

If only he was using an Apple.

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u/justanoobguyy 4d ago

I am new in reddit

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u/godzilla1517 4d ago

Welcome friend!

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u/Deathshot71 4d ago

Why the fuck is my left arm hurting, I'm a guy

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