r/me_irl May 17 '21

me_irl

https://i.redd.it/aoqnzhx3zpz61.jpg

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1k Upvotes

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u/Aplenty-jockey May 17 '21

Instructions unclear... Skinned my neighbour and he wasn't happy

20

u/Mr-Gun May 17 '21

Mine was

11

u/Aplenty-jockey May 17 '21

He probably thought it was kinky

8

u/StrawhatSpider May 17 '21

This is the funniest thing I saw today, although I don’t have any eyes. Skull Joke! Yohohoho

1

u/BlightFantasy3467 May 18 '21

Oh Brook, you joker, I would say never change, but I'm not into perverted characters.

4

u/Funnyonionboi May 18 '21

You kidding me, I AM A SKELETON,( I am very skinny)

3

u/DerBrettboy May 18 '21

You can find out the gender of a human just by looking at the skeleton

3

u/DerBrettboy May 18 '21

(the birth gender, please don't hunt me. Ofc hormone therapies have their own effect on the bone structure)

29

u/ItsUrLocalPriest actually me irl May 17 '21

Women after puberty have a different skeleton than men

30

u/Valentine_Zombie 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 May 17 '21

Yeah but whos gonna be like "Oh that's a girl skeleton"

27

u/zefmopide May 17 '21

Paleontologists be like : Ohmygod it's a girl skeleton

5

u/[deleted] May 18 '21

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u/ItsUrLocalPriest actually me irl May 18 '21

I think if you stay 5 years old for like forevet no one can notice cause boys and girls skeletons are the same before puberty

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u/Microwaved-Meat May 17 '21

ok and? very hard to tell the difference unless you have a lot of experience so literally what's your point :/

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u/ItsUrLocalPriest actually me irl May 17 '21

I'm just saying

4

u/Dennis2pro May 18 '21

I bet humans would become really good at seeing the difference after a while

3

u/micopico09 May 18 '21

on average, wider pelvis

3

u/PotassiumHatMan May 17 '21

I always wanted to be a necromancer, but this'll do.

1

u/VegasBusSup May 18 '21

False! Skeletons have genders.

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u/SUPER_FEB 👌 May 17 '21

ⁱ ᵈᵒⁿ´ᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ˢᵏᵉˡᵉᵗᵒⁿ

ᵃⁿᵈ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ʰᵃᵈ

ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ⁱ´ᵐ•• ⁱ ᵈᵒⁿ´ᵗ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʰᵒʷ ᵗᵒ ᵉˣᵖˡᵃⁱⁿ ⁱᵗ ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘ

17

u/True-Revenue7903 May 17 '21

Hey look at this nerd without a skeleton

10

u/True-Revenue7903 May 17 '21

You cant even fight in the war you nerd

-2

u/SUPER_FEB 👌 May 17 '21

ʷᵈʸᵐ

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u/True-Revenue7903 May 17 '21

I mean in the skeleton war

-3

u/SUPER_FEB 👌 May 17 '21

ʷʰᵃᵗ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵒᵇˡᵒˣ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ ⁱˢ ʷʳᵒⁿᵍ ʷⁱᵗʰ ʸᵒᵘ

3

u/whatitdobooboo May 18 '21

Speak up son

1

u/True-Revenue7903 May 18 '21

YER NOT MY DED

1

u/SUPER_FEB 👌 26d ago

I don't know what are you talking about and why are you clicked downvote, dude?

1

u/True-Revenue7903 26d ago

I didnt i just upvoted

1

u/Doom_Marine2149 May 18 '21

I'm good. I made friends with my skeleton.

1

u/ElonHisenberg May 18 '21

Are you mad? This is just like using your phone without a case.

1

u/HoneZoneReddit May 18 '21

Interesting.

1

u/Horror_survivor May 18 '21

Ya know what. Fuck it. I’m in!

-5

u/noobmaster69_666 May 18 '21

Well... Bones do contain DNA, i guess they also contain the information about its gender. It's definetely not nothing...

0

u/FamLit69420 May 17 '21

We are all white on the inside, therefore all equal

0

u/Rocklobster92 May 18 '21

How does skeleton fight if no muscles to pick up weapon?