r/funny May 04 '21

But i like what i have okay?

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u/su5 May 04 '21

My grandfather's friend used to brag that he paid for medical school by lifeguarding over the summer. Nothing could be said to help him understand that doesn't work today and he is a doctor so should be smarter

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u/AverageCanadianGuy May 04 '21

Holy shit I couldn't pay for medical school robbing people all summer...

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u/FrenchFriesOrToast May 04 '21

You should start with a robbery workshop over a weekend, then one summer season and after that medical school

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u/Channel250 May 04 '21 edited May 04 '21

No no no. See you go to rob one person, but instead you convince him on how easy and lucrative robbing people is. And how, for just a small percentage of his robberies he can be a robber too and make the big bucks.

Then that guy convinces three other guys to become robbers and all of their revenue is now part of your downstream.

You guys are acting like suckers.

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u/booi May 04 '21

We’ll call this MLM, Jack+Rob

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u/Channel250 May 04 '21

Now I want a reality tv show about MLM schemes which each episode focusing on a different couple.

It's like My 600lb Life with slightly less guilt.