r/clevercomebacks • u/Terrible_Cut_3336 • 14d ago
When the world revolves around the USA... lol
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That's another thing we Americans do not know about Italy—Italians are some spectacular long distance jumpers.
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u/Ace_Of_No_Trades 14d ago
What rock have you been living under? One of the most famous Italian icons basically jumps for a living.
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u/Katriel_Lucas 14d ago
Two, if we count his brother.
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u/BuyWise6801 14d ago
I find these ridiculous.
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u/memeswiththatcheese 14d ago
Well I think they're super.
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u/Northrnging13 14d ago
Well aren't you a peach!
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u/Entangler 14d ago
Yo, she's a toad.
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u/xinorez1 14d ago
There ain't mushroom here for all these puns!
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u/Spanktronics 14d ago
More, if we count their women, who just kinda float around weirdly with their arms up in the air all day.
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u/apple-masher 14d ago
stompin turts!
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u/elroses826 14d ago
I thought Italians were people from like New York and Brooklyn /s
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u/BunsenGyro 14d ago
Mario 64's BLJ wasn't a bug, it was an accurate representation of the Italian superpower to transcend our current understanding of physics.
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u/ctortumlu 14d ago
Italy Socialist
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u/Ubermensch1986 14d ago
"National socialist" 😂
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u/Tsukee 14d ago
All jokes aside, and the current shitty government they have, compared to US... Its still very socialist... I mean for god's sake US elected a mango version of Mussolini for president, not that long ago
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u/cBlackout 14d ago
There is a literal Mussolini in Italian politics right now
Italy is hardly socialist at all. Some of y’all see a universal healthcare system and completely lose any and all concept of what capitalism or socialism are
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u/nivh_de 14d ago •
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European here, we're all capitalist countries. Don't spread this false narrative.
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u/DisgruntledBrDev 14d ago
The US seems to have a VERY different definition of socialism. See Bernie Sanders.
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u/helloamigo 14d ago
Shiiit man, public libraries and parks would be considered "socialist ideas" nowadays if they didn't already exist.
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u/Ch3353man 14d ago
To too many people, they are. I've heard of a few public libraries in my state closing, because of conservative chicanery running library directors out of town. But then these same people doing it are shocked and annoyed that the library is now closed.
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u/kalnu 14d ago
Shit man, the conservatives of United States is starting anti-college campaigns because they know the only way they can win elections fairly going forward is to make the citizens about as smart as a rock. Even cheating isn't working as well as it used to. Shits getting bad.
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u/Fat_Kids_Lag 14d ago
Florida is working on changing that
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u/Winston1NoChill 14d ago
Ronny already outlawed ranked choice voting. Why? Make them explain this. They have no reason except, "well he kept Florida open!!!!"
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u/Frosty_Slaw_Man 14d ago
Illegal immigrants don't receive much social support from the US, their children do through schooling and that's what makes the racists mad.
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u/Winston1NoChill 14d ago
Punish fucking companies using immigrant labor. They pay taxes for fuck sake.
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u/Commercial-Jump-4655 14d ago edited 14d ago
To a lot of americans government welfare programs= socialism. It doesn't matter if the economy is free market. Is not sophisticated a conflation, and it typically done by right wingers who dont want to raise taxes and who still fear the ussr and what not. Bernie Sanders does this to tbf. He did a speech in 2016 about what socialism meant to him amd it was pretty much his stump speech where he talked about the 1% and M4A. My suspicion is he isnt wonky about this stuff but he does know socialism goes deeper than universal healthcare and he wants to keep people within the part of socialism that appeal to them.
Source: Im American
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u/thatjosephdude 14d ago
Because American conservatives have redefined socialism to mean "big government" and "anytime the government does things"
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u/ManofKent1 14d ago
He's a social democrat and they best president the us will never have
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u/AdminsAreLazyID10TS 14d ago
I think you guys are forgetting the Italian is the one that called it socialism... And yes, historically speaking, their definitions are also pretty sus.
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u/SparksAndSpyro 14d ago
Socialism is when the government does stuff. The more stuff it does, the more socialister it is. And when it does a lot of stuff, that's communism.
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u/Internauta29 14d ago
Because in the capitalism-socialism spectrum the US is right on the extreme of capitalism. Anything slightly different is socialism from their perspective.
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u/rustytoerail 14d ago
Too many people don't know the difference between socialism and the welfare state.
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u/CumeatsonerGordon 14d ago
a lot of my fellow Americans have incredibly strong opinions on socialism despite not being able to define in simple terms what socialism is. to most idiots here they genuinely think it’s when the government does things with tax revenue, like healthcare or education etc. so essentially to dumb Americans all European countries are very socialist.
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u/Azzie94 14d ago
To an American, a governmental system that isn't actively withholding healthcare to pressure you into going to war is considered left-leaning.
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u/EduinBrutus 14d ago
Yeah, just say no to Socialism and join this government owned and run organisation which has no internal competition and the person literally in charge is the head politician.
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u/ErikkShone 14d ago
I always got a chuckle out of 18-19 year old Privates who would complain to me about welfare queens because OBVIOUSLY I'm a Republican since I enlisted. Like, who do you think foots the bill for your paycheck, Private?
As an aside though, it makes more sense to view the military from the perspective of a total institution as opposed to a political theory. The President is at the top of the Chain of Command, yes, but that power is limited in many ways and filters down a series of deferred responsibilities.
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u/EiichiroKumetsu 14d ago
yeah, but you know, joe fucking biden is called socialist in the us and i wouldn’t even really call him a centrist lol
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u/Houndfell 14d ago
Oh definitely. Take a mainstream Democrat with their aversion to universal healthcare and their stance on criminal justice, firearms, the military budget etc.
Now try to imagine them running in any other developed nation as a Rightwing politician, without getting kicked out for being unelectable for being too Rightwing extremist. You might get away on things like privitizing healthcare with parties like the Tories (England's GOPLite), but even a "progressive" Democrat's idea of a sensible percentage of taxes that should go to the defense budget would be considered absolute lunacy in any other country.
Globally speaking, America leans so far Right its most extreme "socialists" like Bernie would essentially qualify as Centrists. Biden? No shot. America doesn't have a Leftwing party. Stuff like accepting LGBTQIA folks as having rights is the bare minimum of human decency, and are large parts of the Democratic platform only because issues like that are the unwanted table scraps of their corporate masters, who haven't figured out a way to commodify them yet.
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u/BlatantConservative 14d ago
US elected mango Mussolini... but Italy literally elected ACTUAL Mussolini...
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u/IamStillAlive1234 14d ago
no the workers dont own the means of production its not socialist
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u/TecNoir98 14d ago
I absolutely hate how socialist to both democrats and Republicans has come to mean "when the government provides services"
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u/AlwaystoLearnMT 14d ago
"Does the government put in an effort to prevent people from dying on the streets? Must be that darn socialism"
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u/serious_sarcasm 14d ago
Yeah, if your definition of socialism results in Thomas Jefferson and Adam Smith being socialists (for advocating for public institutions, like free public schools), then you’ve jumped the shark.
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u/IngloriousBlaster 14d ago
There is no such thing as "more socialist than..." or "less socialist than..." - a country is either socialist or it isn't. Italy is not socialist, just because it has some socially responsible policies does not make it socialist. Please stop spreading misinformation.
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u/MarmiteEnjoyer 14d ago
Oh silly you thinking socialism is about workers and their labor, don't you know socialism is when government pays for thing
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u/Frescopino 14d ago
You'll never find another socialist country like us in the whole wide world, sir.
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u/iStayedAtaHolidayInn 14d ago
Reddit thinks everyone in Europe is socialist and that everything in Europe is far to the left of America. It’s a strange fairy tale they’ve created
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u/Jbtyu5 14d ago
It's very weird. And they don't understand that Europe isn't a single country and Norway (the pioneer of the welfare state) isn't even in the EU.
Bulgaria, Croatia, Romania, Poland are all part of EU and are very conservative countries even by US Southern standards (you can have a Pride parade in Nashville, the ones in these countries usually end in violence).
Other countries like Italy, Spain and Portugal have a history of far right governments that can be felt today.
And finally even the fairy tail Nordic countries like Denmark have their fair share of xenophobic problems.
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u/ominousgraycat 14d ago
Yeah, my first thought was, "But Mexico isn't even socialist... Wait, neither is Italy!"
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u/Roniz95 14d ago
I mean by American standard we are a socialist country
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u/ExternalUserError 14d ago
In policy, yes. Italy has universal healthcare, broader public benefits, even price controls on coffee.
On the other hand, I’m not sure you can make the case that Giorgia Meloni isn’t to the right of every American president since Andrew Jackson.
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u/IAmTheClayman 14d ago
Maybe Italy isn’t the best model considering they’ve had 68 governments in 76 years, many notable corruption scandals, and Silvio Berlusconi. Can’t we just agree most of our governments suck?
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u/CABA_the_Redditor 14d ago
Might not be a great example to follow, but if they have affordable healthcare and other social safety nets that we don't, what does that say about us?
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u/ncopp 14d ago
"Our dollar is worth more than the US" yeah, but pretty sure you can thank France and Germany for that one lol
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u/No-Garden6358 14d ago
yea, we'll take this shit from Norway, but ITALY? Your country is so poorly managed, it's a threat the entire European Union lol
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u/jamesgelliott 14d ago
Italy isn't socialist. It is capitalist with a strong social safety net
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u/starlinguk 14d ago
At the moment it's kinda fascist
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u/mh985 14d ago
Hey hey hey. It’s not fascist.
It’s fascista. Sounds better when you say it in Italian.
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u/Couch8myLighter 14d ago
It makes it sound so much better, almost pasta-esque. Yes, I would like the fascista with tyranny sauce
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u/Budcules 14d ago
A while back for a few days some Italian fascists took over r/simpsonshitposting it was a real weird few days. Not sure how they got the sub back but it made for some good memes. It was both my first and last brush with italian fascists.
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u/ILoveRegenHealth 14d ago
A while back for a few days some Italian fascists took over r/simpsonshitposting it was a real weird few days.
Why that place in particular? Seems random
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u/Me_242242 14d ago
The far right (as well as other movements), will seemingly astroturf various online communities either to get them shut down (by filling them with porn or sometimes CP) or to achieve a takeover where anybody who doesn't agree with them leaves.
As for why that subreddit in question got targeted by that particular group, I'm pretty sure the Simpson's TV show directly made fun of the Italian fascists as well as Mussolini's granddaughter.
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u/doxamark 14d ago
Not just kinda.
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No, kinda.
Jump back 80 years if you want to know what real fascism looks like.
Telling everyone “fascism is here” when it isn’t is like my apartment complex having the freeze warning signs up half the year. People get complacent and ignore it when it matters.
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u/Muumkey8 14d ago
There are levels to facism, you just dont start with a regime thats hellbent on fucking everything up instantly, it starts subtle, and grows, and its important to call that kind of shit out right when signs start showing so history doesnt repeat itself redditor.
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u/NickLandis 14d ago
Yeah… like telling everyone “a tornado watch has been put into effect” makes you get complacent to the idea of tornados and won’t pay attention when a tornado warning has been issued.
Clearly we should get rid of tornado watch alerts.
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u/the_sir_z 14d ago
I know you're trying to reduce the argument to absurdity, but you've stumbled into a roadblock that your absurdity is absolutely true.
I lived several years in tornado alley, and people stop listening to tornado watches and warnings. If the tornado isn't visible in the sky and moving towards them they don't react at all.
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u/ArmSquare 14d ago
To be clear, a tornado watch is different from an actual tornado right? Warning signs of fascism is different from actual fascism right?
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u/Kotopause 14d ago
Americans ask for basic social services: NEVER, YOU COMMIE! THIS IS SOCIALISM!
Other countries succeed in providing advanced versions of the same services: This is not socialism, this is capitalism.
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u/jamesgelliott 14d ago
The people who compare social services to a socialistic economy don't know what they are talking about. It's really just that simple.
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u/IntroductionOk5130 14d ago
ah yes, italy. the most non-corrupt government in the world.
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u/ttstkCTgkic46 14d ago
Especially Napoli where this pic was taken. Incredibly high crime/ mafia presence. Dirty and over developed. Constant trash piles burning along the highways. Yeah they've done a good job at preserving historical sites but the US has a massive national/state park system if you want to compare em.
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u/FrostilyTouch79 14d ago
Suddenly, I have started speaking Spanish.
Hola gringo, ¡qué tan alto es este muro!
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u/Pookieeatworld 14d ago
Obviamente no es lo suficientemente alto. A la mierda, aquí está tu Biblia y AR-15, bienvenido a los Estados Unidos.
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u/Willsmithsdignity 14d ago
I love that you threw in the one bit so that even people who don't know a lick of Spanish could giggle.
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u/savine_da 14d ago
Italy really isn't socialist though
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u/Scansoriopterygidae 14d ago
This is Reddit. The more gooder something is, the more socialist it is.
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u/Truffle42069 14d ago
Italian socialism
Italy has a long history of killing socialists that aren’t the nationalist kind.
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u/Blazerman3131 14d ago
If this guy were intelligent at all, he’d have responded that in the past 150 years over 6 million Italians have literally jumped the border into the U.S.
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u/BlatantConservative 14d ago
We got whole states that are basically just Italians...
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u/K1lledByAmerica 14d ago
Between around 1880 and 1924, more than four million Italians immigrated to the United States, half of them between 1900 and 1910 alone—the majority fleeing grinding rural poverty in Southern Italy and Sicily. Today, Americans of Italian ancestry are the nation's fifth-largest ethnic group.
Also the 50s
In 1950, many Italians had endeavored to leave their country due to their poor standard of living and lack of opportunities following the Second World War.
I'm guessing the Italian has never heard of Little Italy
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u/lestofante 14d ago
At the time Europe was still smoking ashed from ww2.
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u/crown_valley 14d ago
I'm gonna get downvoted cause it's reddit, but I moved from Europe to the US, lived in Italy too and hold Italian citizenship. Healthcare is absolutely godawful, big cities are dirty and graffitied to hell, and the purchasing power parity in Italy is laughable compared to the US.
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u/Wise_Old_Oak_Tree 14d ago
Americans on reddit literally have no idea how good they have it. The USA is developmentally on par with the most developed European countries and is actually far more developed than the majority of European countries, including all of Eastern, Central and Southern Europe. Having to pay rent and more for healthcare doesn't change that, especially when your average salary is basically the top 1% salary in the majority of Europe
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u/Simply2Basic 14d ago
Wow! I didn’t know Ireland was so tropical
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u/reddituseranyonymous 14d ago
I was looking at the palm tree like: I didnt know there were palm trees in Italy. But I do know theres huge differences between Northern Italy and Southern Italy, so maybe the photo is down South. My ancestors came from the northern regions near the mountains
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u/Somehero 14d ago
If a euro is worth 1.2 dollars but Americans make 60,000 dollars a year and Italians make 30,000 euros a year it doesn't really help you much.
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u/ydoesittastelikethat 14d ago
Italy is facing an existential crisis that threatens the fate of the entire European Union. The 2022 Italian Crisis is a toxic cocktail of excessive debt, poor demographics, and political instability
What a place, beautiful facade though
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u/Ammear 14d ago edited 14d ago
By "socialist" you mean a social market economy, which is capitalist, right? Because not a single country in Europe has a socialist economy. Not one.
And by "worth more than USD" you mean "roughly similar/barely less worth"?
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u/MisfitPotatoReborn 14d ago
You can tell the Italian economy is in bad shape because the only positive thing they could say about it is the absolute value of a multi-national currency.
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u/BlatantConservative 14d ago
"Our uh, social safety nets are better"
"Don't you have a massive homeless problem?"
"That's because dirty foreigners are coming in"
About the average conversation with an Italian nationalist.
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u/Baculum7869 14d ago
Yes, the currency they use that's buoyed by the German economy. Much like Greece and other members of the European Union.
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u/cBlackout 14d ago
Italy isn’t exactly the country keeping the euro stronger than the dollar, either
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u/veryhinged 14d ago
Less than a dime of a difference.
Don't mention how all the southern Italians that moved to the US had a better standard of living than the northern Italians for a few decades.
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u/Sollous-IV 14d ago
I mean let’s be honest tho, how many abandoned towns does Italy have. Might be why it’s easier with the old:young ratio. But could be wrong
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u/MonkeyFella64 14d ago
Fucking hell the political illiteracy is crazy. Not one country in Europe is socialist.
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u/Sufficient-Leave-980 14d ago
Well, the Italian and Mexican flags are pretty similar. And Italy’s economy isn’t exactly on fire. Don’t get me wrong, I love Italy.
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u/garoto_enxaqueca 14d ago
"Our money is worth more than the US dollar"
No it isn't
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u/1668553684 14d ago
I think they mean the absolute value of one Euro is more than the absolute value of one USD, which is a very weird thing to say and tells you exactly how much you should pay attention to either post.
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u/kek2015 14d ago
Maybe some people think the world revolves around the USA because people constantly make posts on Reddit to bad mouth the USA every single day as if it is a hobby for them. It's really weird. I don't wake up everyday to look for posts and stories about other countries and talk about them all the time when I don't even live there.
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u/PM_ME_CORONA 14d ago
Join us over at r/americabad
Really bad how Reddit is now an anti American circle jerk
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u/Kyram289 14d ago
Italy has social democracy which is just capitalism with some public benefits. Socialism is when the people own the means of production through some sort of democratic process either that be through state owned enterprises or by worker cooperatives, nobody knows for sure which is best. Communism is a higher form of socialism that is a post scarcity, classless, moneyless and stateless society where commodities are distributed based on need not wealth.
Social democracy is a center right ideology not a leftist one, over a century ago social democracy and socialism meant the same thing but the definitions have changed dramatically and aren’t close to the same thing at all.
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u/Clockwork_Kitsune 14d ago
Why is this in clever comebacks?
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u/skykwakrz 14d ago
"Are you okay, sir?" Is by far the most original comeback I've ever seen on Reddit. Why wouldn't it?
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u/Youaresowronglolumad 14d ago
Because the content is shitting on America & Americans. Why else would Redditors upvote it?
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u/garrett127 14d ago
americans are borderline illiterate so you have to forgive us for using colors as indicators.
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u/katsbro069 14d ago
Speak for yourself, I knew it was Spain.
Better add this just in case
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u/Lappelduvide4 14d ago
In this case case, the illiterate Italian claims Italy is socialist. So guess you guys are even
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u/Taclis 14d ago
I'm assuming the post was in response to someone framing Italy as socialist and claiming how it has ruined their country. It would be very weird to say it out of nowhere.
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u/lmaginaryMenagerie 14d ago
Oh my god! Look what socialism has done to my beautiful country! It's preserved our ancient history, given us healthcare and our money is worth more than the US dollar. ITS SO HORRIBLE!!!
I don’t know how anyone can read this as anything but the commenter sincerely believing Italy is socialist.
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u/adderallanalyst 14d ago
I mean yes they have pretty buildings but they also have a horrible economy that heavily relies on tourism, terrible rates of home ownership with houses being passed down to the youth being the main path, highest level of government corruption in the EU, high unemployment and a whopping 30.9% for youth unemployed, and the only reason their currency is worth more is because of Germany and France who they are on the verge of dragging down with their debt being the Achilles heel of the EU.
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u/Xx_Rick_Rolled_xX 14d ago
The American world: USA, and Mexico. Only two countries in the world, all other are made up by the government.
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u/Dull-Signature-2897 14d ago
Canada too?
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u/Xx_Rick_Rolled_xX 14d ago
Ok, I forgot Canada
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u/ThumbSipper 14d ago
Wait, are we socialist now? Qualcuno intende avvisare il governo?
Unless by socialist they mean "somewhat socially conscious" but even then this is some grade A merda.
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u/Dujak_Yevrah 14d ago
I'm assuming he was talking about Mexico bit even then why would a Mexican be talking about the positive effects of socialism on their country?
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u/unlikelyandroid 14d ago
Someone's still living in the 60's