r/clevercomebacks Nov 07 '22

Announcement! Abusing the self-harm bot

1.5k Upvotes

Alright, the fact that I even have to address this is just sad.

STOP ABUSING THE SELF-HARM/SUICIDE BOT. It's not funny, it's not a "prank" or a funny joke, and it's not a report you should make lightly. You can be permabanned for misusing it. I report every instance of it to the admins, including the one I just got. You should absolutely never report someone for suicide/self-harm unless there's a clear sign that a user may want/need to avail themselves of it's services.

Quit being dicks. Further abuse of this bot will result in an admin report and possible lifetime ban.

FYI: FALSELY REPORTING SOMEONE TO THE SELF HARM BOT CAN RESULT IN AN ADMIN BAN. QUIT USING THE BOT AS A REVENGE TOOL.


r/clevercomebacks 10h ago

Hrm… clever!!

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r/clevercomebacks 13h ago Gold

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r/clevercomebacks 13h ago

The kids of the 90s

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r/clevercomebacks 4h ago

"Wait no he doesn't count"

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r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

We are becoming a lawless land

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r/clevercomebacks 10h ago

Fond memories of Ask Amy being brutal

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Meds on display

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r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

It's about criminal

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r/clevercomebacks 12h ago

Talk about getting schooled!

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r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

It’s that fun time of the year!

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago Take My Energy

Shut Down Oh, my sweet summer child...

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r/clevercomebacks 1h ago

So can I eat it now

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Communist country

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r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

Not quite a comeback but still clever

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r/clevercomebacks 15h ago

Steve burned

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r/clevercomebacks 8h ago

The 90s was different

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

It was certainly witty, and quick

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Spicy To go against your own interests and get a reality check.

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r/clevercomebacks 17h ago

F for Australia

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r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

I think this may belong here

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r/clevercomebacks 4h ago

Love how this guy was trying so hard to be intimidating, but dude just looks like a 5 year old pouting

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r/clevercomebacks 1h ago

Does this count as comeback?

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Be like your parents

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r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

John Oliver Gets Epicly Destroyed By Science Man

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r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

See The Difference?

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

If vaccines were healthy, you could eat them, apparently.

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