r/Unexpected May 04 '21

Bad idea.

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u/OVerwhelmingAndDrunk May 04 '21

Never. Fight like hell and stay at school.

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u/Knight_Blazer May 04 '21

Since you're being picked up from school you will most likely have a pen or pencil on you, use that to stab your dad in the penis.

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u/A_Canadian_appears May 04 '21

And then call him a pencil dick as he's being loaded into an ambulance.

Assert dominance.

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u/StrykerDK May 04 '21

Walk real slow, T-posing, in front of ambulance all the way to the ER. Backwards making eye contact with the driver.

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u/A_Canadian_appears May 04 '21

Nuts in or out of the pants?

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u/StrykerDK May 04 '21

Surprise me, like your french girls.

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u/A_Furious_Mind May 04 '21

Ah, yeah. Reminds me of prom.

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u/MR___SLAVE May 04 '21

This is the way.

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u/TheDroidNextDoor May 04 '21

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u/ifukblackchicks May 05 '21

"that'll put some lead in your pencil" 🕶️

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u/reptacular May 05 '21

You know what is? The pen is.

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u/Gibborim May 04 '21

With a fucking pencil.

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u/el_duderino88 May 04 '21

Jesus, Pen15 club initiations are getting more and more grotesque

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u/johnnybiggles May 04 '21

But what if I still want a little brother?

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u/A_Canadian_appears May 04 '21

I'm sorry bud but you're gonna have to fuck your mom in that case.

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u/Upstairs_Feature_570 May 04 '21

And drink your milk

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u/RainbowFujoshi May 04 '21

And milk your drink