r/MurderedByWords May 04 '21

It always comes back to the cake

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick May 04 '21

My Trumpet coworker constantly says mask mandates are unconstitutional. I told him that businesses are allowed to appky a dress code and asked how are they unconstitutional. He said "mask mandates make it impossible for business to have a pursuit of happiness." Uhhh what?

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u/Shinikama May 05 '21

Can you ask them where in the hiring contract or job offer they guarantee you get to be happy? If you have a handbook, even better. Because if they do, fuck, send me a link to their application page.

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u/hullokoala May 05 '21

If a job guarantees happiness they pay sudpiciously too much, jack shit or don't drug test.

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u/10-2-cool May 05 '21

Teaching , jack shit pay but no drug tests and dodgeball

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u/tuckerby46 May 05 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/hullokoala May 05 '21

Thanks bro! I didn't even know. Yeehaw or something.

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u/tuckerby46 May 05 '21

🥳🍰🥳