r/Cringetopia May 17 '21

What the fuck

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u/BigDickProblems_94 May 17 '21

I really fucking hope she was in on that

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u/fabedays1k May 17 '21

I think she'd run away if she werent

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u/potatogodofDoom May 17 '21

bruh the shock would be absolutely immense, I doubt she would

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u/JanniStan May 17 '21

I think she’s crying when she parts her hair. If that’s the case, I feel so bad for her

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u/eagle_eye_slav47 May 17 '21

she prolly was, but if she wasn't that's a pretty crappy way of getting internet points/likes.

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u/Cuddle-Junky May 17 '21

I fucking hate this culture. Hahaha he threw cheese! Haha there's milk all over the kitchen floor! OMG there's cake on your face! XDXDXDXDXDXD

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u/eagle_eye_slav47 May 17 '21

bro the whole kitchen is dirty now XD!!!1! we might even have ants!!111! hee hee hee

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u/PhoenixPringles01 May 17 '21

yay we wasted $100 on food just to not eat it heheheheheh i'm so random and quirky and funny xD

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u/SpicyGatorStew May 17 '21

it’s so disgusting. i am glad that i’m old.🙄

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u/Cd420killer May 17 '21

21 century humor.... I'm kidding but people grew up with this crap and then they try it not knowing any consequences so they become like these people and then it repeats itself over and over...

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u/Kolton_tb May 17 '21

She was definitely in on it just not on how much

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u/Lilla-Anjel May 17 '21

Well, she probably isn't. How many people wear their glasses in a video like this? I mean, she might be but I think she would have removed them before, right?

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u/eagle_eye_slav47 May 17 '21

I can't really tell, but if they're prescription glasses, then that makes sense, but if they're safety glasses then yeah.

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u/Lilla-Anjel May 17 '21

They don't really look like safety to me but we never know, they could have been made to look real.

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u/OftenMisinterpreting May 17 '21

Those would never qualify as safety glasses. Source: I have to wear safety glasses at work every day

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u/Lilla-Anjel May 17 '21

They don't have to qualify for idiots like these people to think they'd work, let's be real.

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u/EmperorTeddy May 17 '21

It seems to be copying the one where an entire family started doing this on a kid

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u/SnowySupreme stupid fucking dumbass loser May 18 '21

Or maybe you know, they are unrelated

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u/yakcm88 May 17 '21

Even if she was, I’d sucker punch each and every person there.

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u/B-Loved_Killah May 17 '21

no you wouldn't

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u/Rigidgamer57 May 17 '21

You can see her smile I think

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u/Isak_da_one May 18 '21

I really fucking hope she broke up their friendship

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u/QuilkPro May 17 '21

This is sad :/

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u/RaduStaver33 never forget May 17 '21

This is extremely sad

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u/OneQuietCoyote May 17 '21

It was sad until the onions, then it was tragic that was like so many wasted onions just why

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u/witchisdeaddingdong May 17 '21

I know, right? The onions added so many layers of sad....

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u/Fezzzzzzle May 17 '21

This was insurmountably sad

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

This is abuse. There I said it.

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u/itmeepocccc May 17 '21

You might as well punch her in the face too and sacrifice her to the gods

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u/FL3GS May 17 '21

Well that sure would be unexpected. Straight up right hook to the face with a boxing glove jackass style.

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u/kitp88 May 17 '21

Getting that out of her hair is going to be a nightmare.

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u/ThanosIsDoomfist May 17 '21

Immediately my first thought, and im a guy lmao

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u/quiznotch May 18 '21

Guys with long hair deserve a seat at the table, stay strong king

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u/ThanosIsDoomfist May 18 '21

I appreciate that. My hair only gets long when I havent had a haircut, it kinda fros out. Think the black guy from High School musical but not nearly as majestic.

Dudes who keep their hair long though, salute to them lmao.

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u/DrSupermonk May 18 '21

I typically grow my hair out for 2 years then cut it super short. It takes a lot of maintenance by the end and I get fed up which is why it’s always 2 lmao. The kings are the ones who keep that up without cutting it like I do

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u/ThanosIsDoomfist May 18 '21

Yeah, pretty much. Ill go like a year without cutting mine, then it becomes way too much to maintain, then I basically cut it all off lmao. Every time I get this done at the barbershop theyre like "are you sure?" And I always regret doing it lmao. Maybe ill just trim it next time.

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u/Stealthminion18 May 18 '21

foot long hair and no plans to stop here

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u/aferretwithahugecock May 18 '21

Word. I had mermaid length hair a few years ago before I shaved it off. Growing it back now.

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u/imusedtobeingused May 17 '21

The cake was bad enough was all that other shit really necessary?

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u/dr_gould May 18 '21

Like, whole ass onions? What the fuck?

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u/DeniseIsEpic May 18 '21

Idk why the huge bag of onions was the thing I was like "what the fuck" over. Well, until the literal trash at least.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

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u/F3tti May 18 '21

It’s fucked up but I laughed pretty hard ngl

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u/Shadowtheidiot06 May 17 '21

They are just straight up dickheads

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u/GhostSierra117 May 18 '21

Just when you think "allright they're going to stop now" they just bring ANOTHER thing to spill.

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u/joec85 May 18 '21

Was that a sack of onions??

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u/verynotdumb May 17 '21

Yea they should have spared the cake

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u/Chunkzu May 17 '21

imagine the others waiting for their slice of cake

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u/MacCreadysCap May 17 '21

The amount of wasted food hurts me

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u/ivorystrawberry May 17 '21

so horrible. i'd never speak to any of those people again.

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u/M3talguitari5t May 17 '21

They must hate her. I bet she would cry if her tear ducts weren’t jam packed full of shit.

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u/Powerful_Editor6506 May 17 '21

Certain people should not be allowed to be in the party planning committee.

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u/RJPeaches May 17 '21

This is how you get ants.

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u/myarmsaregone May 17 '21

Archer?

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u/MarcusofMenace May 17 '21

Might as well start an ant farm

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u/dangerzzzzoneee May 17 '21

Dangerzone!!!!!

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u/Nerajshouldnotbehere May 17 '21

I REALLY hope that this is satire. If it isn't, it's time to revert back to fishj

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u/The_Dragon346 May 17 '21

It’s not satire but I hope it was friendly prank, staged, or something and not straight up bullying

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u/Nerajshouldnotbehere May 17 '21

Yeah, I hope so too. All we can hope for is that these guys, if it wasn't staged, to be consulted IMMEDIATELY. It's really a pain to see how much humans have devolved (in terms of mindset). I want to go back, and relive the old days, where incidents like these are REALLY rare.

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u/The_Dragon346 May 17 '21

I think they’re just as frequent as now. It’s just we see it and hear more of it because of the internet

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u/heddpp May 18 '21

I want to go back, and relive the old days, where incidents like these are REALLY rare.

They were not rare, you just didn't see 99% of them because the internet didn't exist. You only saw the ones that are very close to you. But now with the internet, you can see stuff from almost all around the world.

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u/imusedtobeingused May 17 '21

If it would just be a funny silly prank it wouldn’t include emptying out a trash can over her head. Hm maybe she cheated on someone? But even if that’s just childish. I don’t know man.

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u/The_Dragon346 May 17 '21

I’ve seen some pretty rough pranks that were just silly that went to far. I wouldn’t be surprised if that is the case

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u/godfuckv2 May 17 '21

People think "satire" is synonymous with "joke" now, I have no idea why

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u/nenalokz666 May 17 '21

Dude, I was just bitching about this the other day.. I really feel like most words have lost their meanings nowadays.

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u/DELCO-PHILLY-BOY May 17 '21

Satire?! What could this possibly be satirizing?

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u/SnowySupreme stupid fucking dumbass loser May 18 '21

I dont think you know what satire means

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u/FlyMeme May 18 '21

Return to monke

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u/ReeceReddit1234 May 17 '21

Can we do that anyway?

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u/ArtsyFellow May 18 '21

Reject monke return to fishy

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u/-CorrectOpinion- May 17 '21

They come out with the trash can at the end lmao it’s 100% satire

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u/The_Dragon346 May 18 '21

Just because it’s staged doesn’t make it satire

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u/DomFemboy May 17 '21

Ngl if that was me, I would storm out and cry. That shit ain't 'funny'.

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u/Lazy_Inspection_8374 May 17 '21

I’d never talk to any of them again

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u/KoldwarSubzero42 May 17 '21

She would probably start on a murder spree after this, killing each of these motheryuckers in pure fucking cold blood

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u/xXIZCRILEXIXx May 17 '21

She is crying by fun or for bulling?

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u/Apple_arrow May 17 '21

Maybe both? I feel like it's a prank, but then they had to dump garbage on her, like bit much for a prank.

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u/yoUsermame360 May 17 '21

*they smash cake into her face and proceed to dumb flour, syrup, and many other things onto her, which is a bit much for any prank

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u/Whis6x May 17 '21

yeah the cake was mean but still okay everything after was just straight up bullying except it was staged ofc

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u/Oron_Ironside May 17 '21

Hurr hurr food waste funny

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u/horoyoii May 17 '21

Damn that's a bit much

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u/HazMatt2021 May 17 '21

ikr, like some of the food stuff, haha funny maybe. but they go on... and on... and then the garbage??? like wtf

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u/wallyjwaddles May 17 '21

Thats what makes me think it’s a joke

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u/h_iswhatisay May 17 '21

The garbage at the end tho :(

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u/DrJanPfeiffer May 17 '21

What an absolute unnecessary waste of food

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u/Sxnshinx May 17 '21

Wow. They're some real assholes

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u/CayonSalad May 17 '21

Are they trying to make a bigger cake or what...

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u/romegalul May 17 '21

Goodluck removing that shit out of your hair

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u/xRaven06 May 17 '21

Poor girl

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u/DpBAMF May 17 '21

That would be my sign to commit a crime

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u/Beep-BeepImASheep May 17 '21

A cake in the face,ok not everyone would appreciate it but it's a propably common thing to do as a prank.but HOLY GUACAMOLY WHY DO THEY HAVE TO THROW AN ENTIRE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET ON HER?

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u/Vanadium_CoffeeCup May 17 '21

Never ever push someone's head onto a cake. Firstly, bakers use toothpicks to hold the layers in place. These can permanently blind someone by stabbing it in their eye. Secondly, it's a waste of cake

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u/mykewlpro May 17 '21

WHY did you make me vision this?

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u/Vanadium_CoffeeCup May 17 '21

It could be worse, I saw the actual picture of the accident. Luckily, it missed her eye and retained sight in both eyes

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u/Blackaos123 May 18 '21

lol there’s a video somewhere on r/WTF or r/makemesuffer or something like that showing a woman get a 8inch rod in her eye after her guests smashed her face into the cake that was used to hold up decorations...

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u/Grand_Individual May 17 '21

Oh God. Imagine how sticky your hair would be.

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u/morbidrots May 17 '21

Ugh this is disgusting. I'd probably have a panic attack if this happened to me, you shouldn't do this to anyone.

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u/Fearless_Awareness_8 May 17 '21

Ha. I knew that having friends wouldent be worth it.

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u/LocalTomato1 May 17 '21

at least dont have friends like this

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u/underoomcgoo May 17 '21

I'm pretty sure if this weren't a joke she would've gotten out of the way before the entire bag of onions

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u/SuNnY_300 May 17 '21

Whether she can get that out?

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u/Odd_Faithlessness_27 May 17 '21

It just doesn't stop coming.....

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u/CoasterJunkie_1994 May 17 '21

....even the trash. Oh my fucking god

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u/Downtown_Tonight_471 May 17 '21

That shit just ain't funny at all

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u/LunkLonk May 17 '21

Finally they finis.. BAG OF ONIONS

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u/BrwnBox007 May 17 '21

I'm not even her and I feel like crying

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u/chair_against_evil May 17 '21

1: jeez what a waste of perfectly good stuff for clout

2: omg that song is so annoying

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u/soofpot May 17 '21

This is Just bullying and a waste

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u/Chikuwa-the-enby May 17 '21

If this happend to me ill just cry ngl

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u/Unsure_Fry May 17 '21

"Fuck that security deposit." Said both the tenant and the landlord.

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u/LinkingSins May 18 '21

I’m already like really tipping over the edge. If my friends did this to me, I think I’d hang myself.

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u/Hachados May 18 '21

I would seriously consider it like to do it on the spot

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u/Scytle1 May 17 '21

She has to be in on it as she’s smiling when they zoom in on her face. I hope she is at least

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u/luhyuh May 17 '21

Smiling outside. Dying inside.

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u/totaldestructor168 May 17 '21

Silence for kids in Africa

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u/Lagiacrus33 May 17 '21

If that was me I would of tried to beat the shit out of these guys the second they poured that on me

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u/Bewecchan May 17 '21

I'd cry. A lot.

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u/Apple_arrow May 17 '21

This world be my supervillain origin story, if this happen to me.

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u/dfudbehfifhsvdjcj I enjoy hating others May 17 '21

Surely this is some form of assault or serious harassment

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u/BluetheNerd May 17 '21

What really got me is when they started flicking crisps at her... And then it had another 45 seconds left on the video...

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u/Nobal_Zealot01 May 17 '21

What did she do to deserve such punishment (assuming it weren't staged)

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u/AbysmalVixen May 17 '21

I hate that this became a popular thing to do

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u/DTJB10 May 17 '21

Pretty sure this is satire and going way over the top to make fun of the other types of videos that do this.

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u/AppointmentFair9252 May 17 '21

Bruh if I'm freinds did that someones throat would be fucking ripped out Lui Kang style

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u/suburbanhavoc May 17 '21

It really stopped being funny after...actually, it was never funny.

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u/ricst May 18 '21

This is where Carrie gets pissed, right?

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u/GrumpisGrump1 May 18 '21

If she didn’t want to do this with them, then this would be abuse in my eyes. Also, even if she was in on it, they’re still wasting colossal amounts of food.

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u/i_love_big_bananas May 18 '21

"WhY aRe YoU sO mAD iT WaS JuSt a JoKe"

They said

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u/Masterleviinari May 18 '21

I would cry, like legitimate sobbing, I don't know why but this shit on birthday's bothers me to no end

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u/Luy22 May 18 '21

Would proceed to leave, wash, and block all of them from life.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

hAhA gEt iT- wAsTiNg FoOd iS fUnNi

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u/Amon-San I enjoy hating others May 17 '21

Just when you thought it was over, it got worse.

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u/imusedtobeingused May 17 '21

I just realised I never heard the long version of this shitty fucking song. I want to die now.

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u/Fabulous-Internet129 May 17 '21

the cake was fine, but then they started showering her in food. and then they have the audacity to record this. this is probably a joke because you don't do that to someone.

if it isn't these people are monsters.

edit: spelling mistake

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u/NYCtosser May 17 '21

That’s nasty & wasteful! There are children starving in America that could have used some or all of that wasted food!

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u/eagle__11 May 17 '21

Children from africa must see this with caution

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u/roydavinci May 17 '21

The music oh my god...

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u/blindskateboards May 17 '21

Wasting so much food and being rude to someone.

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u/tomato_and_potato420 May 17 '21

I don't get why people slam cake on people heads, is it some sort of American tradition?

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u/Apple_arrow May 17 '21

I've only seen Hispanic people do it, but I wouldn't call this a tradition.

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u/Dezd1whod1 May 17 '21

Oxford University students after their final exams

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u/loserpants_death May 17 '21

the cake got revenge on everyone for eating it by turning into her friends and turning her into the cake

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u/DarkWolf3801 May 17 '21

I hope they had fun cleaning up that mess

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u/Thing_ularity CRINGE May 17 '21

Yo is she alive after all that? I'd just start speeding away bro..

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u/Ar-Pharazom May 17 '21

apparently thing got out of control reeeeeally fast

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u/Nop_X I enjoy hating others May 17 '21

Waste of food ngl

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u/Votivetheknight02 m'ladies May 17 '21

Why tf do people do this?

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u/GenericDolphin May 17 '21

Look at the fucking disappointment in her face

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u/CCoriginal_taste May 17 '21

her after this video: i got murder on ma mind

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u/tel419 May 17 '21

is this meg

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u/The_Cheem_Council May 17 '21

Whyd the girl not run, she had like a whole 2 minutes to run away

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u/BlaznJ I'm pretty epic May 17 '21

You don't eat the cake, you ARE the cake.

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u/ilhastz May 17 '21

"we do a little trolling"

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u/Electrichien May 17 '21

Always in the overbid they could have stop with the cake even if it's still a shitty joke .

I saw something similar with a child and you can see he is about to cry.

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u/weallusedtobethin May 17 '21

that went on way longer than i expected it to

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u/Rhythmittal May 17 '21

That why, I neither make friends nor celebrate my birthday...

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u/BernieGerznow May 17 '21

I thought this was pretty normal at least for mexicans/hispanics its pretty common around here.

Yall are a bunch of vagines lol OMG she has to shower!! THIS IS TOO FAR!!

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u/Toddler_dictator May 17 '21

Next day

News headline : Gurl found dead due to suffocation from all the garbage from ocean

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u/MyAngelOfMusic May 17 '21

If my friends/family did this to me, I would definitely beat the shit out of whoever is responsible

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u/slycper May 17 '21

Yay goof food waste

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u/imgiveusomething May 17 '21

the best jelly donut

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u/SztrigojYT May 17 '21

They baked her after all that, and ate her flesh.

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u/porkrolleggandchi May 17 '21

I worked in a Mexican restaurant and they did this shit to employees, I quit before my birthday. They would straight up huff eggs at you and then douse u in flower. It's already a shitty thing to do but these dildo lickers took it way too far.

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u/lunchboxdeluxe May 17 '21

My friends don't do this shit.

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u/RobotfaceX May 17 '21

I honestly belive they would set her on fire at the end, my expectations were really on that level by the end

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u/dMarrs May 17 '21

thats when i go full rage and kick every motherfucker out of my house.

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u/Present-Reaction2069 May 18 '21

OK THIS HAS TO BE STAGED

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u/Infinitedismissal May 18 '21

Seeing food wasted like this always ticks me off

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u/Sora_6964 I'm pretty epic May 18 '21

No they was trying to cook her

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u/Djdestruction7 May 18 '21

One time my family did something like this to me long story short I have 5 restraining orders and I’m not allowed at family gatherings

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u/spaguettihead May 18 '21

“Year 2019. It’s my birthday. I’m putting on my dopest outfit for the party my family is throwing. Life is good.”

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u/ext3meph34r May 18 '21

Is this some kind of fucked up tradition? It brought back memories of a child that was treated in the same manner. It was his birthday and they pelted this poor child with eggs. The video is on youtube.

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u/Interesting-Bar-691 May 18 '21

I have a feeling that osama watched this before us

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u/IJoshi13I May 18 '21

Mate, that is straight up just bullying.

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u/Apprehensive_Swim240 May 18 '21

That was 30 seconds too much

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u/siR__miLLs May 18 '21

I would throw fucking hands tbh lol....

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u/The_ConfusedPeach May 18 '21

Her poor fucking hair oh god.

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u/prema108 May 18 '21

Rites of passage of the consumerism-fueled uncivilized bipeds

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u/BraindeadScruub May 18 '21

"Why did my kid shoot up the school?!"

-Quackity, president of Roblox

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u/Qibli_the_Sandwing_ May 18 '21

Imagine its you birthday your so excited for your party the cake comes out and that happens I would honestly cry

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u/Embarrassed-Effect98 May 18 '21

What a waste of food...

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u/aflyingmonkey2 May 18 '21

how to make your girlfriend be aromantic

step 1:

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u/Mister_4Eyes May 18 '21

Legit question. At any point does this go from a prank to something that could have legal consequences? Because if this isn’t just some staged video that is a LOT of stuff to do to someone.

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u/iliketoknowi aight May 17 '21

Satire or not, kids are starving in Africa and this is what we do with a full feast worth of food.

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u/BitterSweetOnion May 17 '21

kids in africa could've eaten that girl's glasses, smh

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u/Evolveddinosaur May 17 '21

I really read that as asses huh

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u/Nobal_Zealot01 May 17 '21

The food would not have went to them if they didn't do this, just be thrown away, it doesn't affect kids.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Just so everyone knows, this is prevalent in the Hispanic community in some families and gets done to anyone regardless of age. I find it funny personally after having one done on me on my birthday

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u/trololol322 May 18 '21

they shower you with trash on your birthday?