r/AskReddit 5d ago

Without naming the character, what’s one quote that gives it away?

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u/ugashliblada 5d ago

“Phone home”

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u/mariah1030 5d ago

To infinity and beyond

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u/Taz941 5d ago

Another one of my favorites is “YOU ARE A TOY!!”

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u/ItsMyView 5d ago

"Yaba daba doo!"

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u/anyongparks 5d ago

“I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”

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u/FelipeJFry 5d ago

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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u/damonoribello 5d ago

Just wanted to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you.

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u/cisforcoffee 5d ago

Oh, stewardess! I speak jive.

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u/rubywolf27 5d ago

A hospital? What is it?

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u/petalllthedogsss 5d ago

“It’s a building with patients, but that’s not important right now.”

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u/Pommes_Schranke 5d ago

D'oh!

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u/KirbyBucketts 5d ago

You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel.

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u/mrbadxampl 5d ago

Don't have a cow, man!

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u/BogogoNogo 5d ago

"Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads."

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u/ShocketRip 5d ago

"My precious!"

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u/TheMimesOfMoria 5d ago

-Bilbo, that one time-

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u/capitaine_d 5d ago

Its like the joke of “Whos that pokemon?” and rather than being voltorb its jiggilypuff viewed from the top.

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u/jeneralchaos 5d ago

Sneaksy little hobbitses

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u/Doodi97 5d ago

“Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science ?”

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u/Mixon_Magic06 5d ago

We’ve found a witch, may we burn her?

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u/Doodi97 5d ago

« She turned me into a newt » gets me every time

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u/thors_tits 5d ago

...i got better...

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u/ChronoLegion2 5d ago

That’s my secret… I’m always angry

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u/sprtsjnk247 5d ago

“I sell propane and propane accessories.”

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u/MotorCityMade 5d ago

Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!

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u/OneManGang12 5d ago

He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!

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u/Ashenrohk 5d ago

I CAN SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

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u/squili 5d ago

Oh, help me Dr. Zaius!

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u/2000pokemaster 5d ago

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

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u/Guiwizard09 5d ago edited 4d ago

You shall not pass!

Edit: I never thought I’d die fighting side-by-side with a Redditor.

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u/ChronoLegion2 5d ago

Hey, I studied all week!

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u/Trkcvrdum 5d ago

Fool of a Took

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u/Lilieon 5d ago

Mama always said...

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u/HidingInYourAttic_ 5d ago

Yippee ka yay motherfucker

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u/KuaLeifArne 5d ago

"Yippee kayak, other buckets!"

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u/-layner- 5d ago

Boyle, you did it! And you completely botched the catchphrase.

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u/pier32 5d ago

“Life, uh, finds a way.”

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u/asteinberg101 5d ago

You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.

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u/poweredbyford87 5d ago

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could...."

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u/AnonymousRedditor- 5d ago

“They didn’t stop to think whether they should…”

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u/Mountain_Arugula4222 5d ago

"What's up doc?"

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u/Aenigmatrix 5d ago

I will never forget that one time he said it to Daffy – "What's up, duck?"

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u/Amiiboid 5d ago

Barbra Streisand certainly is a character.

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u/only-movie-quotes 5d ago

You're going to need a bigger boat.

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u/BakuGlocku 5d ago

Screw you guys, I’m going home.

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u/Sad_Papaya7860 5d ago

“Kial”

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u/DUBIOUS_OBLIVION 5d ago

My name. Is not. KIAL

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u/Sad_Papaya7860 5d ago

“That’s cool. Whatever Kial.”

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u/jeneralchaos 5d ago

No kitty this is my pot pie. You’re a bad kitty!

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u/LittleMzZombie 5d ago

But mmUuuuUuuUUuUUuuuuuuuuimmmMMmMM

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u/mangolulu 5d ago

Respect my authoritay

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u/ChronoLegion2 5d ago

Shut up, fatass!

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u/warpus 5d ago

"I don't like sand"

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u/Beau_Champion 5d ago

It's coarse and rough, and it gets everywhere.

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u/nicolasmcfly 5d ago

You forgot irritating

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u/ItsMyView 5d ago

"Life is like a box of chocolates.."

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u/supersonic4420 5d ago

Good morning, and In-case I don’t see you, good afternoon good evening and goodnight!

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u/ultravioletblueberry 5d ago

Love this movie!

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u/PachoTidder 5d ago

Same, one of Jim Carrey's best performance, specially for how long he acts like a normal human beign

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u/Deku_plus_bebop 5d ago

Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind I can highly recommend from him if you haven’t seen it. He is very normal in that movie and I think it’s one of his best movies.

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u/Doghead45 5d ago

But you have heard of me.

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u/MrsFannyBertram 5d ago

Why is all the rum gone?!?

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u/Tuupiii 5d ago

You’ve got to be the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.

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u/bobjohnsonO78 5d ago

That’s got to be the best pirate i’ve ever seen

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u/The-Curl 5d ago

bite my shiny metal ass.

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u/O_Or- 5d ago

Shut up baby, I know it

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u/michamp 5d ago

These quotes are good, yes...

But what about second breakfast?

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u/hey-i-got-here-late 5d ago

What about elevensies?

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u/Phoenix2774 5d ago

Tis but a scratch!

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u/asteinberg101 5d ago

A scratch? Your arm's off!

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u/The_Crusades 5d ago

That’s just a flesh wound

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u/Festering_Flatulence 5d ago

Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!

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u/TotalPokerface 5d ago

What are you going to do? Bleed on me!?

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u/crusadingsoup 5d ago

I've had worse!

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u/Nazeem25 5d ago

Liar!

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u/MouthJaw 5d ago

Call it a draw?

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u/DarthEquus 5d ago

Come on, you pansy!

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u/StarsInTheCity- 5d ago

Alright, we’ll call it a draw.

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u/IeuanDelet 5d ago

IM INVINCIBLE!

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u/StarsInTheCity- 5d ago

You’re a looney.

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u/rxnjnmvn 5d ago

INCONCEIVABLE

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u/ChronoLegion2 5d ago

I don’t think this means what you think it means

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u/KuroiSuisei 5d ago edited 5d ago

you've fallen for one of the two classic blunders! The first being never get involved in a land war in Asia but only slightly lesser known: never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Edit: fixed Sicilian cause comments

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u/ItsMyView 5d ago

"Good morning Vietnam!"

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u/Noggin01 5d ago

You left out about 47 vowels.

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u/makenzie71 5d ago

GOOOOOOOOOD MOOORRRRNIIINNNG VIIETNAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM!!!!

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u/JaimeL22 5d ago

Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?

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u/Theforeverbored 5d ago

" I recognize that the Council has made a decision. But given that it's a stupid-a** decision, I've elected to ignore it."

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u/TheGamerKing382 5d ago

You can't handle the truth

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u/Mountain_Arugula4222 5d ago

"You talkin' to me? Are you, talkin' to me?"

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u/K-Dub2020 5d ago

They call me MISTER Pig!!!!!!

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u/crochetthings247 5d ago

“Nobody puts baby in the corner!”

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u/SuddenTerrible_Haiku 5d ago

It's levi-OH-sa, not levio-SAH

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u/PM_ME_PENIS_PICTURES 5d ago

"stop it ron, stoppp"

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u/Price_Of_Soap 5d ago

Go on Harry, you're the chosen one

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u/SenderMage 5d ago

“Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed – or worse, expelled.”

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u/FutureMrsConanOBrien 5d ago

She needs to sort out her priorities.

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u/Michoola_13 5d ago

Turn to page 394

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u/StyreneAddict1965 5d ago

Clearly... Fame... Isn't everything.

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u/Prime_hamsters_ass 5d ago

“Why so serious?”

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u/Katyamuffin 5d ago

I did nat hit her!

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u/Beau_Champion 5d ago

I did naht!

Oh, hi Mark.

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u/Maybe-M00n 5d ago

“Onions have layers”

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u/FrumundaCheeseGoblin 5d ago

At first I read:

“Onions have lawyers”

I still thought Shrek

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u/Mountain_Arugula4222 5d ago

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

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u/StepIntoMyCauldron 5d ago

"Good news, everyone!"

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u/wagondust 5d ago

To shreds you say?

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u/StarWarriors 5d ago

And his wife?

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u/Faithless195 5d ago

To shreds you say...

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u/taint2theface 5d ago

tsk tsk tsk tsk

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u/H-ckingKaren 5d ago

Sad sad terrible news about my colleague, dr. mabutu.

Was his apartment rent controlled?

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u/BKStephens 5d ago

Well, I am already in my pyjamas.

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u/jamestsheffield 5d ago

Heard his voice.

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u/GrootSuitRiot 5d ago

Good news jamestsheffield! I have just invented a device which forces you to read this comment, and all other comments you read today, in my voice!

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u/vova_R_R 5d ago

is new dacia sandero out?

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u/Mountain_Arugula4222 5d ago

"Houston, we have a problem."

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u/time_wasting_student 5d ago

I'm not superstitious... but I am a little stitious.

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u/Illiterate-Apricot67 5d ago

That’s what she said

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u/_Anonymousme_No-2 5d ago

'My name is <name>, you killed my father, prepare to die.'

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u/Girls4super 5d ago

Increasingly aggressive HALLO!

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u/JamiSings 5d ago

"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."

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u/ShadowSocks7 5d ago

A quote from Sherlock Holmes that was later used by Spock, for those who didn't know.

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u/TheGamerKing382 5d ago

Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it.

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u/Elfboy2099 5d ago edited 5d ago

Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

Edit: How did THIS give me 2 awards?

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u/jeneralchaos 5d ago

I gotta find Bubba!

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u/Ct-5736-Bladez 5d ago

Hello there

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u/Phoenix2774 5d ago

General Kenobi

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u/JJ_the_G 5d ago

You are a bold one

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u/RecommendationFit806 5d ago

Stand back, I will deal with this jedi slime myself

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u/TheOnlyTrueFlame 5d ago

Your move

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u/TotalPokerface 5d ago

You fool! I've been trained in your jedi arts by Count Dooku!

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u/TheOnlyTrueFlame 5d ago

doing lightsaber fidget spinners move

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u/TotalPokerface 5d ago

Attack Kenobi!

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u/NoWorries124 5d ago

Points lightsaber

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u/_Anonymousme_No-2 5d ago

'I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!'

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u/beheuhwbw 5d ago

Get in my belly

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u/jeneralchaos 5d ago

I ate a baby! The other other white meat

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u/Zestyclose_Tadpole_1 5d ago

There are no accidents

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u/Quartz_stone0 5d ago

I..declare.... BANKRUPTCY!!

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u/JerryConn 5d ago

Well thats not how that works.

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u/ikindalold 5d ago

He didn't say it, he declared it.

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u/TankRCDC 5d ago

YER A WIZARD HARRY

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u/JackDNerd 5d ago

"I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?"

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u/Baaaaaaaaaah_Dum_Tss 5d ago

Curse you Perry the patapus!

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u/nevermind-stet 5d ago

Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.

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u/dangil 5d ago

Hold on to your butts!

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u/Xx_MDR_xX 5d ago

One does not simply walk into mordor

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u/Lord_of_Lore_66 5d ago

I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you!

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u/Ray_Anderson909 5d ago

Ah yes. The main character.

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u/mregg000 5d ago

I knew it! I’m surrounded by assholes!

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u/Street_Dragonfruit43 5d ago

"Keep commenting assholes!"

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u/effervescenteel 5d ago

The worst thing about prison was the dementors

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u/Zestyclose_Tadpole_1 5d ago

What are you doing in my swamp

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u/CptnRobin 5d ago

I can do this all day

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u/jessicugh22 5d ago

That is America’s Ass

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u/Questionable-Duck4 5d ago

I don't feel so good

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u/Origami_Skies 5d ago

"This is the part where you run away."

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u/pier32 5d ago

Flameo, hotman

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u/HECUMARINE45 5d ago

“Id rather kiss you then die”

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u/jk7827 5d ago

"That's a compliment"

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u/LilAltoid92 5d ago

“Say my name”

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u/Deathbringer225 5d ago

You’re goddamn right

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u/DevilOfDoom 5d ago

Destiny's Child

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u/NekoNikki_ 5d ago

That's rough buddy

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u/pier32 5d ago

“I must regain my honor.”

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u/LateBloomingFlower 5d ago

Moisturize me

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u/Eagle206 5d ago

Bitchy trampoline

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u/rubywolf27 5d ago

I give you… air from my lungs!

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u/IceDragoness 5d ago

“I can bring you in warm. Or I can bring you in cold”

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u/dagobert_fuck 5d ago

"I'm inevitable"

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u/supersnake052 5d ago

"I got a jar of dirt!"

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u/Mixon_Magic06 5d ago

And guess what’s inside it!

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u/bloodofthephoenix 5d ago

I DID MY WAITING!!!!!!!!! 12 YEARS OF IT!!!!!!!!!

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u/perplexedtaters 5d ago

IN AZKABAN!!!!!!!

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u/whiskeysalt 5d ago

Alright alright alright

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u/mirthfultale 5d ago

I’ve heard it both ways

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u/Parking_Ad_4247 5d ago

you know that's right

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u/LittleMzZombie 5d ago

For the honour of greyskull

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u/LinaRoroh 5d ago

Legen…wait for it…Dary!

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