r/AskReddit May 18 '21

Who's your favorite comedian?

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u/Nanojack May 18 '21

It used to be Mitch. It still is, but it used to be, too.

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u/Ok_Contribution9501 May 18 '21

Yeah, well. People either love him or they hate him.

Or they think he’s ok.

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u/ubiquitous-joe May 18 '21

I can’t wash a cheese grater without thinking of him, and the fact that I now have tiny bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips.

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u/SlayerAngelic May 18 '21

I saw him once at Giggles in Seattle. Laughed so hard my sides hurt by the end of the show. He was hilarious, and it’s so sad that he’s not around anymore.

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u/Smurf_Cherries May 18 '21

We saw him opening for Louis CK or something. None of us had heard of him or knew who he was.

He was, BY FAR, the funniest one of the night. Holy shit!

One of my favorite lines was he had a notebook of jokes he'd written that he would occasionally look at. At one point he looked at the crowd and said "These aren't jokes, by the way. These are positive affirmations. This one says 'You're doing great, man!"

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u/dj_spatial May 18 '21

Can’t please all the people all the time and last night all those people were at my show

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u/catsareweirdroomates May 18 '21

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It’s the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter. And I don’t want them too. I’m like, “Hey… Hold on fellas… Let me hold one of you and feed you a leaf.

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u/Apache1One May 18 '21

Excellent Hedberg joke usage. God I miss him.

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u/MiniMunch May 18 '21

David Mitchell!! Not the cloud atlas author, but the star of Peep show!!

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u/Slippin_Chicanery May 18 '21

"What was it that Shakespeare said?"

"He said a lot of things Jeremy".

I love that show.

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u/DemocraticRepublic May 18 '21

"It's against the law!"

"I am a musician. I operate to a higher law. The law of if it feels good, do it."

"Oh right. What's that, Gadaffi's law??"

"Colonel Gadaffi couldn't lay down a bass hook Mark. Even you should know that."

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u/RedWestern May 18 '21

Here’s his best rants on Would I Lie to You

Although I don’t think it features my favourite.

“That’s exactly where the economy is going, isn’t it? Nobody makes things anymore, we just provide pointless services! I’m a party planner! I’m a pencil case organiser! I shout on panel shows! WE USED TO MAKE STEEL!”

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u/niconiconeko May 18 '21

That episode is gold - we used to make steel and a cabbaging? Inconceivable

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u/Megraaan May 18 '21

“Hitler promised not to invade Poland. Grow up Jeremy “

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u/Overjellyfish54 May 18 '21

David Mitchell and Lee Mack are a comedic duo for the ages. Both are hilarious

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u/SEND-ME-DOG-PICS-PLS May 18 '21 edited May 18 '21

I have recently been introduced to the infinite wisdom of Norm Macdonald. That ol' chunk of coal can sure tell a joke.

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u/Canonical_Form May 18 '21

His wife is a real battle axe, though.

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u/LegacyLemur May 18 '21

Oh, you dirty dog

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u/Responsible_Focus_36 May 18 '21

No thanks i dont want to walk on the moon. Ill just stay up here on the lunar capsule

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u/IamTheDanger6 May 18 '21

A moth walks into a podiatrist office...

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u/EllOhEllEssAreEss May 18 '21

HOW LONG A DRIVE WAS THIS?

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u/LT_DANS_ICECREAM May 18 '21

But you gotta hear him do it!

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u/huggalump May 18 '21

You are correct

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u/Soft_vega May 18 '21

"I bet the board is spelled B O R E D."

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u/__M-E-O-W__ May 18 '21

He absolutely is great at telling jokes.

...Or so the Germans would have you believe.

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u/StrainedDog May 18 '21

He is an absolute legend. 'Chairman of the bored' remains one of the most savage jokes ever.

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u/flo1308 May 18 '21

Not only one of the most savage jokes ever, but also improvised.

He literally had a few seconds and came up with a super clever joke that’s like a roast, but not vulgar or in bad taste.

I also love that Conan says "do something with that you freak", thinking that Norm couldn’t possibly come up with a good response to that on the spot. Well, Norm totally did.

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u/SpazzedOutRoo May 18 '21

Came here to say this ha Conans reaction is so good. Norm rules.

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u/JADW27 May 18 '21

Norm is one of the funniest comedians of our time. Just ask all of the other comedians.

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u/Vernerator May 18 '21

George Carlin

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u/SavaRox May 18 '21

His Jammin' in New York stand-up is comedy gold. His whole thing about the airlines was hilarious.

"Please check in and around your immediate seating area..."

GC: "Seat! It's a goddamn seat!"

"For any personal belongings..."

GC: "Well what other kind if belongings are there? Public belongings? Do these people honestly think I might be traveling with a fountain I stole from the park?"

"You might have brought on board."

GC: "Weeeell... I might have brought my arrowhead collection. But I didn't! I'm going to look for things I brought on board. Would seem to enhance the likelihood of my finding it don't you think?"

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u/rtopps43 May 18 '21

“Get on the plane”

“Fuck you! I’m getting IN the plane, let the daredevils get ON the plane”

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u/slightlyforthwith May 18 '21

...but he loves you. He loves you and he needs MONEY!

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u/APeyez May 18 '21

Why is it that most people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck anyway?

What an opener.

Anyone who wants an introduction to Carlin should watch "Back in Town"

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u/GynDoc1994 May 18 '21

Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?

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u/Crazyconaway May 18 '21

Some of his shit had me rolling

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u/Live-Laugh-Catheter May 18 '21

'Here's another pack of low-grade morons who ought to be locked into portable toilets and set on fire...'

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u/bigbysemotivefinger May 18 '21

I can still hear this in his voice.

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u/Squishys_Girl May 18 '21

He's my favorite, because he wasn't just a comedian. Dude was a straight up philosopher.

Also, ahem RAT SHIT, BAT SHIT, DIRTY OLD TWAT! 69 ASSHOLES TIED IN A KNOT! HOORAY! LIZARD SHIT, FUCK!

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u/BigRedTez May 18 '21

Had to scroll wayyyyyy to far down for this. Carlin was one of the ones that gave rise to all of the stuff above. Respect.

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u/thats_handy May 18 '21

James Acaster

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u/jamboreen_understair May 18 '21 edited May 18 '21

Agreed! He's obviously hugely clever - his standup is so intricate. And yet he's also physically very, very funny when he wants to be: everything he says and does is just pitched perfectly. No other comedian has ever made me crease up laughing just by commenting 'oh yeah?' on someone else's story.

It genuinely upsets me when he talks about not always enjoying his work. It's really sad that he brings so much joy to others but doesn't experience it himself.

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u/ManufacturerNearby37 May 18 '21

I saw him at a small show in London pre-Covid and he was testing material. Super funny, but fucking dark as he explained he'd gone through a mental breakdown, broken up with his girlfriend, then had to jump on a plane from somewhere in the USA to fly to the UK for Celebrity Bake Off (and didn't sleep either). That "tried to make a cake, had a nervous breakdown...bon appetit!" joke in that episode is funny but dark knowing he was suffering so badly in the lead up to the taping.

I loved him since Mock the Week and really glad to see him taking off. I did read recently the was trying not to talk so openly about his mental health as he didn't want to inadvertently glamourise a "tortured artist" persona.

Seems like a lot of people have a trade off being extremely talented and creative with personal demons.

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u/PM_me_ur_navel_girl May 18 '21

I need to watch Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999, a lot of people have said it's really good. Poor guy was going through it pretty badly though.

I've seen the clips of him on Bake Off and he looked fucked.

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u/l_lecrup May 18 '21

He's easily the best comedian of his generation. His Repertoire four parter is a masterpiece.

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u/jayfeather314 May 18 '21

His standup is great and his appearances on British panel shows are somehow even better!

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u/xTheConvicted May 18 '21

The story he tells on "Would I lie to you" about spending a night in a bush kills me everytime I watch it!

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u/DemocraticRepublic May 18 '21

Speaking of Would I Lie To You, the King is obviously Bob Mortimer. He can reduce a room of comedians to tears of laughter.

https://youtu.be/1vE8ExuuNZQ

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u/SeagullsSarah May 18 '21

One of my fave things about Acaster is that Rowan Atkinson stole his gf.

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u/GypsyJJJ May 18 '21

Is that legit?

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u/thatpaulbloke May 18 '21

That's a strangely written article. I thought that it was saying that Rose Matefeo had left James Acaster for Rowan Atkinson at first.

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u/SeagullsSarah May 18 '21

Yea, was written for the NZ public, who (it was assumed) didn't know who James was unless in relation to Rose.

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u/TheRealMrJoshua56 May 18 '21

How has Chad Daniels not been mentioned yet? Wow!

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u/haemaker May 18 '21

Mitch Hedberg

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later."

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u/semarj May 18 '21

My all time favorite:

"I was watching this commercial, and the guy says 'Forget everything you know about slip covers'. So I did. And boy was that a load off my mind.

Then he proceeded to try to sell me slip covers, and I had no idea what he was talking about!"

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u/__M-E-O-W__ May 18 '21

My belt holds up my pants. But my pants have loops on them so they can hold up my belt. Who is the real hero here?!

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u/LegacyLemur May 18 '21

Bananas are like stop lights, but in reverse

Green means stop, yellow means go, red means - where the fuck did you get that banana?

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u/HotSpicyTaco999 May 18 '21

I order the club sandwich all the time, and I’m not even a member... I don’t know how I get away with it!

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u/DCDHermes May 18 '21

How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?

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u/fredorfrank69 May 18 '21

"My apartment is infested with koala bears, its the cutest infestation ever...."

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u/SlayerAngelic May 18 '21

When I turn on the lights, a bunch of koalas SCATTER

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u/Camp_Express May 18 '21

I went to the store to buy a candle holder but they didn’t have any so I bought a cake.

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u/Zealousideal_Gap_553 May 18 '21

Still don’t need that receipt for that donut..

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u/blondechinesehair May 18 '21

I was gonna take it home and file it under D for donut

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u/blondechinesehair May 18 '21

I went to the Dr the other day and all he did was suck blood from my neck. Last time I go see Dr Acula

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u/Plug_5 May 18 '21

"ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, YOU FUCKING X?!"

"Oh you're a king, you say? Well you will not believe what I have in store for you. And it's to your exact specifications."

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u/alternate_ending May 18 '21

"I used to lay in my twin bed and wonder where my brother was"

"I bought a house, it's a two bedroom house, but I think it's up to me to decide how many bedrooms there are. This bedroom has an oven in it. This bedroom has a lot of people sitting around watching TV. This bedroom is over in that other guy's house."

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u/FreddieGregg May 18 '21

"I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going and hook up with them later." was my senior quote. I fucking love him so much.

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u/dh9690 May 18 '21

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana and I said "No, but I want a regular banana later so, yeah."

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u/josh5hockey May 18 '21

Nate Bargatze

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u/IR1SHfighter May 18 '21

Came here to say this- he fucking kills it. I hope he gets more attention and specials.

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u/exkallibur May 18 '21 edited May 18 '21

He's my go to right now. There's something about his delivery that kills me. His joke about the dead horse makes me lose it every time.

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u/zeebious May 18 '21

Imagining him in front of a mirror practicing ordering coffee brought pure joy to my life. Fucking milk with ice. LOL

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u/radMUSIC May 18 '21

Dave Chappelle

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u/damnyoutuesday May 18 '21

His all time best bit was the ghetto at 3 in the morning

"Gun store, gun store, liquor store, gun store. WHERE THE FUCK YOU TAKING ME"

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u/Sceptile90 May 18 '21

I love the build up too.

"Oh hey, what's happening? What? Slow down! No... NO! NO! NO! Fuck that shit, I'm on my way! ...Hey, I gotta make a stop real quick."

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u/biggulp1516 May 18 '21

Hey baby!

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u/1_UpvoteGiver May 18 '21

nope, it was

"we've got 5 black, hello?!"

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

“I think those two black guys are going to save us” lol

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u/ToBeReadOutLoud May 18 '21

Dave’s strength is in his storytelling ability, I think.

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u/BigMood42069 May 18 '21

"I can just say the punchline and y'all motherfuckers gonna laugh..."

"...And I kicked her in the pussy!"

*laughter

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u/MYMEMENOW May 18 '21

He had me wrapped around his finger the first time, I got so invested in the story and when he got to the punchline I forgot, I absolutely lost it.

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u/blondechinesehair May 18 '21

He used to be a goofy hilarious comedian. Now he’s a deep hilarious storyteller.

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u/Raisin_Bomber May 18 '21

Chappelle on Jussie is hysterical

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u/JakeSTwo3 May 18 '21

“MAGA hats?!? In Chicago?? ....find out where Kanye West was last night.”

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u/Akomatai May 18 '21

Subway? ... Sandwiches??

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

That and his OJ stories are amazing

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u/piperpike May 18 '21

"So I kicked her in the pussy."

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u/sneezing_chimp May 18 '21

"That's why I make the big bucks"

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u/KhabaLox May 18 '21

He rapes to save, and he saves way more than he rapes. But he does rape.

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u/parsons525 May 18 '21

“I’m not a pedophile, but if I was...”

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u/Colts2196 May 18 '21

“Macaulay Culkin is the FIRST kid I’m fuckin I’ll tell you that”

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u/schizolucy May 18 '21 edited May 18 '21

I was watching Chapelle's Show recently and I just about died when it came to the Clayton Bigsby (the blind white supremacist) skit. 💀💀💀

Edit: spelling

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u/UberMcTastic May 18 '21

Wasn't Clayton Bigsby literally the first sketch on Chapelle's show? It is definitely in the first episode.

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u/kiefferocity May 18 '21

Hannibal Burress

“Dear God, it’s me, 2 Chainz. Did you ever think about making a Bentley Truck?”

“I’m on that molly”

“But in New Orleans, for $200 and a days notice, you can fuck up traffic.”

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u/lebron_games May 18 '21

My favourite is when he asked 2chainz if he feels pressure to wear multiple chains

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u/kiefferocity May 18 '21

Shut your high ass up.

Yes I was high, but I also had that same thought 4 years prior, sober. Sounds like he’s deflecting.

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u/King_of_nerds77 May 18 '21

Gangsters do ask questions it’s a key part of being a gangster! “Hey motherfucker,where’s my money?!” That’s a question

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u/IseeItsIcey May 18 '21

I was so caught up in the euphoria of having all that apple juice that for like a minute I lived in a world where racism didn’t exist

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u/Poober_Barnacles May 18 '21

Bitches be shoppin

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u/PM_Me_Yourbutts May 18 '21

One of the most distinct comedic voices today.

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u/TheBIFFALLO87 May 18 '21

That story about being on Vicodin at a timeshare sales meeting kills me. Racism is out of control.

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u/05110909 May 18 '21

The only white guy who can call me brother is Hulk Hogan

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u/TheBIFFALLO87 May 18 '21

"brother is just diet n**** to me when a white person says it"

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u/Xiballsba May 18 '21

His whole bit about when he found a credit card and tried to buy a PS2 with it and the worker was like can you wait right here for a second.

And his response was "Nah" with a smirk on his face. Gets me everytime. Shits so funny to picture to me.

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u/Crowded_Mind_ May 18 '21

Tom Segura.

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u/Hoser_71 May 18 '21

Do you know who you’re talking to? I’m a retired double agent.

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u/eenneeerrr May 18 '21

How do you get a job around here FuckFace?

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u/cathbadh May 18 '21

Yer done!

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u/here5thecringe May 18 '21

You didn't follow proto bud!

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u/JobusDibbus May 18 '21

Wow, is he Japanese?

Seguraaaaahhh.

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u/RealDealBillMcNeil1 May 18 '21

“BIKES!”

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u/DaveThePossum May 18 '21

THE FUCK YOU TOOK?!

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u/MrPicklesIsAGoodBoy May 18 '21

Imma make you suck my dick fo breakfast!

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u/pubefire May 18 '21

Louisiana has left the chat

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u/Esprack619 May 18 '21

Nice comment you big titted animal

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u/FunnyQueer May 18 '21

He wanna eat my pussy

Tole em you gone catch AIDS

He said he don’t care we all gone die anyway.

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u/Mattgitsgud May 18 '21

"I been out here for a minute!"

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u/wildgoalie31 May 18 '21

Cut to the whitest detective:

“I don’t think he’s going to help us out.”

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u/Skill3rwhale May 18 '21

This man is a great storyteller. He just does it so damn well and effortlessly.

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u/Wadawik May 18 '21

Full trottle

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u/damnyoutuesday May 18 '21

"You see any other cars in that parking lot junior?"

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u/DMagnus11 May 18 '21

He came through with Jellyfish!

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u/RainDancingChief May 18 '21

I don't know no Dookie Shoes

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u/DMagnus11 May 18 '21

I mean, I seen him. I don't know him

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u/ManchesterUtd May 18 '21

Nathan Fielder

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u/spiderinside May 18 '21

I would climb a mountain to see him do stand up.

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u/ExternalRadiance May 18 '21

But would you climb a mountain and answer a series of riddles?

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u/fartymcfartypants22 May 18 '21

Patrice O'neal and Doug Stanhope

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u/JohnTSmith99 May 18 '21

Patrice would honestly on bill burrs Dave Chapelle’s level if he where still alive

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u/bellarooberry May 18 '21

John mulaney!

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u/PM_Me_Yourbutts May 18 '21

Mulaney is at his best when he's telling you a story. It could be a made up story about a horse in a hospital. Doesn't matter. He paints pictures with words better than almost anyone.

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u/GrandpaKeiF May 18 '21

Tom Jones’ “What’s New Pussycat?” Comes to mind

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u/Sweetestb22 May 18 '21

We’re not so different you and I. You with your law practice, and me with all these fucking markers.

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u/ha_look_at_that_nerd May 18 '21

Easily the most underrated line in all of his standup

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u/SpadesANonymous May 18 '21

I prefer “I gave you more money than the Civil War cost and you SPENT IT ALREADY!?”

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u/SayNoToStim May 18 '21

"One black coffee" is still one of the funniest things I've ever imagined.

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u/OmgOgan May 18 '21 edited May 18 '21

You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair

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u/PrideOk6616 May 18 '21

The bread of bread is bread

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u/Plug_5 May 18 '21

Only the man from Jericho...can bring bread to bread...

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u/lgndk11r May 18 '21

I, too, would love to hear about the fictional airline... Delta Airlines.

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u/ilikejalapenocheetos May 18 '21

Then I go over to the Delta help desk, which is an oxymoron

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u/NotATrenchcoat May 18 '21

In fact, we’re gonna frame you for murder, and you’re gonna go to jail for 30 years!

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u/Summerie May 18 '21

Oh-kaaay.”

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u/Quiwundi May 18 '21

I’m a little fat girl

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u/holy_plaster_batman May 18 '21

Because we're Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare!

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u/DragonLance11 May 18 '21

There is a HORSE in a HOSPITAL!

Man I love him so much

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u/SSSJDanny May 18 '21

For a second, we were like, “Maybe the horse-catcher will catch the horse.” And then the horse is like, “I have fired the horse-catcher.” He can do that!? That shouldn’t be allowed no matter who the horse is.

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u/Peter_See May 18 '21

Not all the updates are bad, sometimes theyre just odd.

"The horse used the elevator"

Hmm... I didn't know he knew how to do that

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u/neocuchulainn May 18 '21

His story about his mum taking him to see Clinton was amazing.

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u/unrealjoe28 May 18 '21

BILL CLINTON NEVER FORGETS A BITCH

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u/justletmelurkplz May 18 '21

“We HAVE to go! We HAVE to go see Bill!”

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u/ProfessorBeer May 18 '21

Why? It’s not like he’ll remember you.

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u/g00dtrouble May 18 '21

Anyone who's seen my dick and met my parents needs to die; I can't have them roaming around.

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u/Esleeezy May 18 '21

Because I was LYING!

To get DRUGS!

You know, like a crime!

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u/Oparon May 18 '21

"Were you at the party on Saturday?"

So I said "no"

Y'know, like a liar

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u/Ghiraheem May 18 '21

Yesss my wife and I love him! We quote him constantly.

I think the one we say the most is "Do you want..... a Best Buy Rewards Card [insert relevant subject material here]????"

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u/SirRogers May 18 '21

A quote I use all the time is when it's raining I'll say "Ahhh! One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet!"

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u/BubbaBubbaBubbaBu May 18 '21

And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!

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u/TheElrohir May 18 '21

Ooooh ducklings!

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u/High_Stream May 18 '21

Much too old to be a duckling, quack quack!

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u/teamwoofel May 18 '21

I'm either having a drink or I have to pee. You're living the golden years kid, not me.

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u/bernyzilla May 18 '21

At least we finally got that horse out of the hospital!

https://youtu.be/JhkZMxgPxXU

My favorite though is "why buy the cow?"

https://youtu.be/402f1rffWUk

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u/ha_look_at_that_nerd May 18 '21

—YEH—

(that is the best way to type Mick Jagger’s response to “sink” that I can come up with)

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u/piperpike May 18 '21

"NAWT FUNNYYY...."

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u/Juan__two__three May 18 '21

"DIET COKE And one would appear in his hand."

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u/CommentS3ction May 18 '21

My favorite is when he talks about “assembly” and the denim skirt lady 😭😂

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u/Mega_Nidoking May 18 '21 edited May 18 '21

We brought in a woman with home-made puppets to teach you kids about bullying... and you laugh at her?

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u/gardentoeat May 18 '21

STREET SMARTS

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u/BubbaBubbaBubbaBu May 18 '21

Nowww he's off his rhythm!

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u/Pacmanic88 May 18 '21

"You ain't gettin' me to no secondary location! You want it? Go get it!" throws money clip

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u/Osiris32 May 18 '21

JJ BITTENBINDER

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u/crazyisthenewnormal May 18 '21

Go ahead and laugh, his name is ridiculous!

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u/SirRogers May 18 '21

"That was seven-year-old John Mulaney, currently being sued for police brutality."

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u/deliciouslycrazy May 18 '21

Too old to be a duckling, quack quack!

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u/MichiganSaint May 18 '21

Kyle Kinane

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u/stagedane May 18 '21

I love listening to Uncle Barbeque tell his dumb-dumb stories.

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u/gothdaddi May 18 '21

I've seen him a handful of times. Including one time where it was the final show of a three night engagement and he was motherfucking plastered. He turned his 5-minute 'eating pancakes out of a plastic bag on a plane' bit into like an hour of yelling.

It was absolutely masterful. Truly a gifted comedian.

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u/photographer611 May 18 '21

Mike Birbiglia. I loved his first couple of albums, but I got to see Sleepwalk With Me in its original off-Broadway run and it was so well crafted -- he's a really engaging storyteller.

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u/Enter_Feeling May 18 '21

I rly like Tim Minchin

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u/PM_Me_Yourbutts May 18 '21

Tim is so fucking funny but also musically talented. I bet he's secretly really good at about a dozen other things too but he keeps it to himself just so we won't feel even less adequate.

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u/7sagesotebamboogrove May 18 '21

Rowan Atkinson (esp in Black Adder and his standup)

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u/AdvocateSaint May 18 '21

Weird to know that the live-action Mr. Bean only had 15 episodes, when it feels like we watched 9 seasons of that

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u/PthaloBloom May 18 '21

Confusingly the UK had a children's cartoon series called Mr Benn in the 70s, and they only made 13 episodes but it felt like there were hundreds.

It was about a guy who would go into a fancy dress shop changing room, but whatever outfit he put on would become the adventure.

Similar deal with Fawlty Towers (sitcom by John Cheese and Connie Booth) which only had 12 episodes but is considered a classic.

Maybe it's a British thing.

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u/meowruffle May 18 '21

John Pinnette

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

get outta the line get outta the line get outta the line

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u/DatedTVReference May 18 '21

Paul F Tompkins

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u/Mega_Nidoking May 18 '21

"One time my friends and I were at a stop sign because the law is the law." Kills me every time.

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u/Aesthete18 May 18 '21

Brian Regan

I Walked on the Moon is my favorite stand up special of all time

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