r/AskReddit May 04 '21

So, what’s your plan for seducing Bill Gates?

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u/Mlatz May 04 '21 edited May 04 '21

He'll be attracted to my package instantly: micro and soft

Edit: didn't expect to add a digit or 2 to my karma overnight. Thank you kind strangers!

Maybe at 100k I'll sell him my body like I'm Bethesda or Minecraft.

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u/sban2009 May 04 '21

You blow, Jobs!

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u/T_Lawliet May 04 '21

You Arrogant Prick!

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u/DarthSatoris May 04 '21

With your second-hand jeans and your turtleneck.

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u/Rules-for-Barmaids May 04 '21

I'll drill a hole through the middle of your bony head

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u/Rohanite272 May 04 '21

With your own little spinning beach ball of death

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u/zeratul123x May 04 '21

Hippie, you got given up at birth!

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u/JaegerB May 04 '21

I give away your net worth to AIDS research!

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u/amitnagpal1985 May 04 '21

Combine all your little toys and I still crush that!

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u/amitnagpal1985 May 04 '21

Iphone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack!

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u/noway2getpastme May 04 '21

I give away your net worth to AIDS research!

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u/I_hate_traveling May 04 '21

Great, now I have to go on yet another an ERB binge. These guys are geniuses.

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u/catzhoek May 04 '21 edited May 04 '21

I think that part is better in the recording session they have on their second channel. The final version doesn't have the yo and bro. That recording version is my favourite of all their stuff. So much energy with the raw behind the scenes flair. Absolutely love it.

I got to bring up some basic shit, yo: why did your name the company after your dick bro?

https://youtu.be/p44VhBgeZso?t=37

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u/Mlatz May 04 '21

I'll make sure he knows I have more holes than any Apple device